The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60606]

nothin' wrong with biscuits and gravy ...

I always thought 'butterin' your biscuit was only about taking care of a wet vagina


102 F right now ...

 

[Unca Walt]

back pain is debilitating.

Give it ten years, and call me. (I hope I'll be able to tell you the same thing again.

 

[Unca Walt]

Amen.

All things in moderation is my story and I am sticking to it.


just another pretty face


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It is a well-known, scientifically proven fact that green-eyed witches gingers can fly. BNR (Broom Not Required)

Edit Note: Since you missed it, go back and take note of the poorly camouflaged witches peak. Dead giveaway.

 

[user 60570]

nothin' wrong with biscuits and gravy ...

I always thought 'butterin' your biscuit was only about taking care of a wet vagina


102 F right now ...

speaking of the Mound of Venus

can someone help me find this place?

I have a map

 

[user 60606]

 

[Unca Walt]

Fancy Pants and Beau have spent the whole day in my garage to get out of the heat. The concrete floor stays cool. Kinda kewl, having wildies that I can sorta treat like huge chickums. I can walk up and sit down in my chair beside them.

The downside: They are pulling out their down feathers... it's that time. Unlike the big, sexy ones, these are 3-D fluffballs that get everywhere. You cannot sweep them up. When it gets too bad, I'll get my leaf blower out. <-- PITA to plug in and use.

 

[user 60570]

Fancy Pants and Beau have spent the whole day in my garage to get out of the heat. The concrete floor stays cool. Kinda kewl, having wildies that I can sorta treat like huge chickums. I can walk up and sit down in my chair beside them.

The downside: They are pulling out their down feathers... it's that time. Unlike the big, sexy ones, these are 3-D fluffballs that get everywhere. You cannot sweep them up. When it gets too bad, I'll get my leaf blower out. <-- PITA to plug in and use.

what about shit?

my Buff Orpington’s manufacture about 1/4 pound of manure per day

your miniature prehistoric monsters are much larger so I am guessing at least a 1/2 pounder shit

 

[joeb631a]

Give it ten years, and call me. (I hope I'll be able to tell you the same thing again.

me2 Brother me2

 

[joeb631a]

what about shit?

my Buff Orpington’s manufacture about 1/4 pound of manure per day

your miniature prehistoric monsters are much larger so I am guessing at least a 1/2 pounder shit

Used to call my brother a half pound shitter

 

[Bubba]

Coffee and weed with some pills just waiting for the mix to kick in to go get at it.
Trying to get to the range this afternoon its been way to long.

I have put together AR platform 9mm, .458 SOCOM, .300 Black Out pistol, (as well as a Glock 17 worked over by Wilson Combat), and a Turkish Benelli M2 12 gauge clone that I have yet to fire. The M2 clone was already together, I just added 8 round mag tube, matching follower, collapsible stock, speed bar, red dot and Truckee 11 inch forearm

Bubba

 

[dogster]

I have put together AR platform 9mm, .458 SOCOM, .300 Black Out pistol, (as well as a Glock 17 worked over by Wilson Combat), and a Turkish Benelli M2 12 gauge clone that I have yet to fire. The M2 clone was already together, I just added 8 round mag tube, matching follower, collapsible stock, speed bar, red dot and Truckee 11 inch forearm

Bubba

Dayum dude save some pusssy for the rest of us.

 

[joeb631a]

 

[Unca Walt]

what about shit?

my Buff Orpington’s manufacture about 1/4 pound of manure per day

your miniature prehistoric monsters are much larger so I am guessing at least a 1/2 pounder shit

Oh, dear... did I happen to mention that? My pet monsters do, most ricky-tick, take a dump anywhere they please. Oddly, I think they bomb about once a day. The both of them hung out all day yesterday in the garage, and I found one pile of yecch.

(*sigh*) Goes mit der territory. The referred lump was standard: About 1/3 the size of your computer mouse**. <-- Huge, by birdie standards.

**Hold it up (your mouse, not the p.oop) and marvel. Fortunately, their mounded piles are easy to shovel up. Definitely not a house pet.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning old farts and fartesses! Time for a hug, a toke, coffee, and your Saturn day happy dance!

 

[user 60570]

good morning

let us get this party started

with coffee

 

[joeb631a]

good morning

let us get this party started

with coffee


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A red Angel

 

[joeb631a]

Good morning old farts and fartesses! Time for a hug, a toke, coffee, and your Saturn day happy dance! View attachment 339492View attachment 339493View attachment 339494View attachment 339495

I like the hug and the toke and for sure the coffee, could I just play a happy song instead of the dance?

 

[giggy]

Morning folks, I just saw where jimmy buffet passed.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I just saw that too. Do we have parrot heads here? RIP Jimmy

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I like the hug and the toke and for sure the coffee, could I just play a happy song instead of the dance?

Whatever makes you happy, but we each get to define our personal happy dance, which doesn't have to be standing and can include a partner...............