The Original Old Farts Club

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I talked to him about a week before he passed. I tried to lure him back over here and he agreed but never showed. And suddenly he was gone......sad.


Strongest thing I have in the house is Bayer Aspirin. Both my mother and younger brother overdosed and died from pain killer addiction.


My brother died on the toilet trying to take a shit. Oxies had him so bound up his wife said he hadn't had a BM in over a week.....stupid idiot.
Same place and reason Elvis died.

Bubba
 
Brought up a bunch of murder rocks from way out back for the Old Hen. She's got a home for some for her landscaping project. Got mildly hacked up by all the wild raspberry bushes growing on top and around 'em.

Remember that loser that tossed a rock through the van window on NB I-75 and killed that 31 year old dude a few years back? He got 'em from a pile that the county had dropped off at the end of my road. They were using them for shoring up the road side of the creek. I figured we'd get some copycat losers trying the same thing, so I spent the better part of the day hauling bucket loads of 'em way out back. Outta site, outta mind. The county showed up the next day and took the rest of them and saved me a half a day of work.

The Genesee County Road Commission aint famous for their smarts. Every now and then, one of the trees along the creek would fall over and block the road. Which ever one of us would get to 'em first, we'd hack 'em up small enough to drag/push over into the swamp side. The County came along and butched 'em all off. A year later after a few spring monsoons, the road starts going into the creek, hence the need to shore it up with the rocks. Shoulda just left the damned trees alone.
 
We have a husband and wife working with us that are a little weird. This morning a coworker goes out to our other shop and finds a new bottle of drano and a new bottle of vinegar. I know meth uses drank but not heard of vinegar being used. Anybody know anything on the vinegar part? If they are I will be doing everything I can to get them out of here.

Hate spell correct
Maybe it's like with soap making? You have to use white vinegar to kill the lye, or it will eat you up.
 

I am stuffed. The Old Hen made a new one; tortilla soup. Good stuff. I figured I'd put my addition in and made some corn dodgers. Managed to splash hot oil on my bare belly. Instant Tourette's Syndrome. Everything turned out nice. I couldn't even eat a thin mint (Monty Python reference).

Maybe it's like with soap making? You have to use white vinegar to kill the lye, or it will eat you up.
I don't know anything about meth, but my younger sister made lye soap for a school project once.
Ruined mom's favorite cast-iron skillet. But yeah...lye will eat you up. 😵‍💫
 
Maybe it's like with soap making? You have to use white vinegar to kill the lye, or it will eat you up.
Hey buddy hope yall are well. I'm starting to hit the forums again but haven't read enough to catch up yet. Come to find out he mixed em together in a gas tank to get rid of the rust. Never heard of that before but ok.
 
Hey buddy hope yall are well. I'm starting to hit the forums again but haven't read enough to catch up yet. Come to find out he mixed em together in a gas tank to get rid of the rust. Never heard of that before but ok.
Hey bro, we're doing good.... Hope ya'll are well...I'm trying to stop by here more myself...I've never heard of that either, seems I've heard of all kinds of stuff used...maybe they mix all three together, and drain the gas tank...lol
 
And my new favorite drink from Trader Joe’s. It’s really spicy. Mango jalapeño lemonade Has a little Cayenne pepper after burn soooo good. Must be good for you all that spice
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Unca , you are a walking vault of information and never cease to amaze me
arbon units

i kinda though the pudding was a code word for something that had to do with the female c
speaking of…..

another pretty face
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Oh God. That actually shocked me. That tiny chin, the snowskin, the beautiful hair...

Want to know one way these beautiful witches are superior human beings?

Take a look at the line of her armpit and process this:

Redheads NEVER get body odor. It is a genetic trait. <--TINS check it yerself.
 

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