The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60570]

My Brother refers to his wife as She who must be obeyed .
He is a polished version of Lucas Brasi in the atty world.
Things change when he goes home !

cool beans

i have no idea who Brasi is…..I live out on the high plains

 

[boo]

Oh Brother so sorry to hear that.
You got started on NY pizza and its tough to go elsewhere

NY pizza is like crack, once you get hooked nothing else compares...keep that deep dish crap from chicago...

 

[user 60570]

I love watermelon and I love lunch and I love them both at the same time

I got back early and decided to rest up a little today

the left side of my skull hurts , it hurts to just touch my hair

so I am chilling , smoking some Lemon Betty that I did not know I had , I discovered it in Swedes Caddy in the secret storage place , we must have got it from Pute when we picked up his mother,plants and stuffed it i. The console and then forgot about it…

good **** mang

 

[user 60570]

NY pizza is like crack, once you get hooked nothing else compares...keep that deep dish crap from chicago...

I wanna try some New Haven pizza

 

[joeb631a]

cool beans

i have no idea who Brasi is…..I live out on the high plains

Mistake its Luca Brasi
He was the long time hit man of Don Corleone who Sollozzo the Turk killed
Hence the term " Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" comes from.
Still upset about Clemenza ,even till this day...

 

[user 60570]

Mistake its Luca Brasi
He was the long time hit man of Don Corleone who Sollozzo the Turk killed
Hence the term " Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" comes from.
Still upset about Clemenza ,even till this day...

sounds like a scene from the Godfather movies which I have never seen

 

[joeb631a]

I wanna try some New Haven pizza

Its flat..

 

[user 60570]

Its flat..

supposed to be the best according to One Bite , Everybody Know The Rules guy

thin crust , good undercarriage , a little char on the crust , some tang in the sauce , and good cheese , not the water runny stuff either

and an old brick fired oven

 

[joeb631a]

supposed to be the best according to One Bite , Everybody Know The Rules guy

thin crust , good undercarriage , a little char on the crust , some tang in the sauce , and good cheese , not the water runny stuff either

and an old brick fired oven

I try to keep a open mind about pizza and lucky I have different spot with different kinds of taste.
I have been going to one pizzeria since high school reknown for their calzones

 

[Hippie420]

Starting classes the second Tuesday of the month
sign up ! filling fast
bring snacks

Provolone cheese in me does it.
If I was on the Titanic with a belly full of good imported provolone cheese, it never would have sank.

Oxycodone for the win. Works like a cement enema.

I feel for my Brothers and Sister!
We have some of the best cheeses and Cardiologists in the Newyork area!

True story; I had a couple of widowed bachelors in the neighborhood. I made a batch of lasagna that would feed a squad, so I took some down to them. Jimmy took his with a big smile and a thank you. I asked Denny when was the last time he'd had homemade lasagna. He smiled and said never. He asked what was in it, and I told him all the ingredients that I used and added it had enough cheese to block every artery in his heart. Four months later, he had a quadruple bypass. I warned him!

While we are on these penetrating concepts, I have had an apostrophe epiphany.

Gonna be Unca's Maxim #411

People who think there’s nothing after death won’t know if they’re right unless they’re wrong.

I pondered that very thing and after going under for the lung surgery, I figured it was just like that. You were there, then you weren't. Only difference is you get another chapter after surgery.

 

[user 60606]

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/145/825/243/playable/49a4e6168b96e491.mp4

 

[dogster]

Summers over praise be!
Now bring on the white I love that shizz.

 

[joeb631a]

Oxycodone for the win. Works like a cement enema.

True story; I had a couple of widowed bachelors in the neighborhood. I made a batch of lasagna that would feed a squad, so I took some down to them. Jimmy took his with a big smile and a thank you. I asked Denny when was the last time he'd had homemade lasagna. He smiled and said never. He asked what was in it, and I told him all the ingredients that I used and added it had enough cheese to block every artery in his heart. Four months later, he had a quadruple bypass. I warned him!

I pondered that very thing and after going under for the lung surgery, I figured it was just like that. You were there, then you weren't. Only difference is you get another chapter after surgery.

I just had a procedure last friday where they cut out a cyst.
I am on blood thinners so they knocked me out.
Gave me 12 oxys.
I never say no to have in case i need them .
It was not bad at all and I didnt want them .
I had a back operation 6 year's ago .
I didnt go for 4 days
when i went
The nurses and Doctors rejoiced!
I shook the building
I set off some alarm in the hospital
The septic emergency generator came on
My world screetches to a halt when the machine is jammed

 

[Hippie420]

Yep, that's the stuff. First surgery was oxy, morphine, dilaudid, and whatever they put me out on. Stayed there for a week and didn't shit 'til two days after I was home.
Second one was the same except I didn't eat for two days before and refused the morphine after the second day. Didn't eat the three days I was there, either. Passed a rabbit raisin three days later that had the weight of a neutron star.

 

[user 60570]

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there,was a concrete house on the beach that did not burn and I think it had a blue roof but I can’t find it

 

[user 60570]

I just had a procedure last friday where they cut out a cyst.
I am on blood thinners so they knocked me out.
Gave me 12 oxys.
I never say no to have in case i need them .
It was not bad at all and I didnt want them .
I had a back operation 6 year's ago .
I didnt go for 4 days
when i went
The nurses and Doctors rejoiced!
I shook the building
I set off some alarm in the hospital
The septic emergency generator came on
My world screetches to a halt when the machine is jammed

when I broke my neck on a Friday morning , by Sunday evening I wanted outta the hospital

doc said as soon as I shit , I can go home

i went home Monday morning

 

[pute]

Off to cut the grass before it reaches 100f

 

[kevinn]

Boy, you guys & girls are busy this AM !!!!

 

[dogster]

Raining and this fronts kickin my butt.

 

[user 60570]

Raining and this fronts kickin my butt.

there is a strong chance that I catch a migraine when a low pressure system moves through

i need to move somewhere on the earth where there is never no low pressure

anyone gots any ideas where that place might be?