The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60606]

I wish the pox on that woman...

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[user 60606]

Why is it always a ...



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[Unca Walt]

We need more of these heartwarming stories.

I think the guy's name is "Clint..." yeah, "Eastwood":

https://mediarightnews.com/san-anto...o-others-trying-to-rob-him-at-an-atm-machine/

 

[Unca Walt]

Well don't that beat the bugs a-humpin'...

When I volunteered, the deal was that I would be buried at Arlington. That got changed later to a military cemetery.

Now it got changed to:

"If you din' get yo' ass kilt while wearing the uniform... we be gonna do a Jimmy Cartuh on you jus' like he done for the American Embassy captives in Cameland."

"Y'all are on y'own. Goodnight!"

In sum: Zerio bennies today. I lived too long to collect them.

Dang. I tried, and dang near made it.

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. More rain! Don't remember what about day feels like. Neither do my tomatoes.

 

[Unca Walt]

Goddammit, @Tattered Old Graywolf -- Get on the Goddamned PHONE.

 

[user 60606]

shooting tree rats on a saturday morn .. ... no worries, no hurries

 

[boo]

shooting tree rats on a saturday morn .. ... no worries, no hurries

I have called the squirrel population in my backyard down to being nonexistent. They know better than to go into the trees behind the house where I have my breakfast. I would always enjoyed himself a good squirrel breakfast.

 

[WeedHopper]

They are scared of my dog. He kills the fk out of them. Just crushes their insides. Doesn't try to eat them.

 

[user 60606]

I have called the squirrel population in my backyard down to being nonexistent. They know better than to go into the trees behind the house where I have my breakfast. I would always enjoyed himself a good squirrel breakfast.

For some unknown reason when I saw this pic I thought of you boo .. keeping it real

 

[pute]

Different strokes for different folks. I feed them.

 

[user 60606]

They are scared of my dog. He kills the fk out of them. Just crushes their insides. Doesn't try to eat them.

schnauzer right ... smart and fast

 

[user 60606]

Different strokes for different folks. I feed them.

I feed the birds .. squirrels are arseholes towards the cardinals

 

[SubmarineGirl]

They know they can get some kitchen scraps at my place but also know my dogs could come charging out anytime. I don’t think they are afraid of my dogs tho even if maryjane does look like a greyhound chasing them. My neighbor shoots them with a pellet gun so his dogs can catch them. Every now and then I see an injured one probably from his pellet gun.

 

[Hippie420]

Different strokes for different folks. I feed them.

Me, too. Pretty little critters and comical to watch. I used to hunt 'em when I was a kid, but my hunting days are pretty much gone. Used to hunt deer, but now I feed 'em. They can go through a lot of corn mid winter.

 

[RosterMan]

My dog got a rabbit the other day
Ate half of it before I found out. Now he has fleas

 

[RosterMan]

Me, too. Pretty little critters and comical to watch. I used to hunt 'em when I was a kid, but my hunting days are pretty much gone. Used to hunt deer, but now I feed 'em. They can go through a lot of corn mid winter.

It's ok to admit you cry at girly movies now

 

[WeedHopper]

schnauzer right ... smart and fast

Yep. That fker is fast as lightning. I've seen him take off running,, jump up five feet and kick the top of the fence to knock the squirrels off of it where he could tear their ass up.

 

[WeedHopper]

schnauzer right ... smart and fast

Yep. That fker is fast as lightning. I've seen him jump up five feet and kick the top of fence to knock the squirrels off of it where he could tear their ass up.

 

[user 60606]

My dog got a rabbit the other day
Ate half of it before I found out. Now he has fleas

fleas .. exactly