The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

Went to a celebration of life for a dear friend yesterday. Saw folks that I had not seen in 20 years. Unfortunately, it was 100 degrees with humidity in the same range and no wind. All the grand kids had fun playing in the river. Then the wife dragged me out to the casino until 3 AM. The big one was always going to hit, but not quite. 11 AM hotel checkout came dam quick.

Where were you at Kev? last celebration of life I went to was in Kansas....same conditions plus a 40 mph wind that never stopped. Tip of HeII and I am going back for a family reunion nest month. Can't wait to be miserable.

 

[Hippie420]

might I suggest a c,ool beverage?

One step ahead of ya, Joey. Came in and dumped a cold Zero on some even colder ice and had a much needed drink.

Short story: My great grandfather, Forest, was working a garden on his property down in the Bootheel of MO. A buddy of his came by in his buckboard and asked if Forest wanted to take a break and go into town with him. Forest said, "No. If I go to town, I'll spend a dollar. If I stay here, I'll make a dollar."
His buddy took his beer bucket and grabbed him a cold Coke and filled the bucket with ice. He stopped by Forest's house and handed him the Coke.
Ole Forest was so thirsty, he grabbed the bottle with glee and downed it in a couple of gulps. Within a minute, he keeled over dead with a massive heart attack. The Doc swore it was being so hot and drinking something so cold too fast. 44 years old and healthy as could be.

 

[kevinn]

Where were you at Kev? last celebration of life I went to was in Kansas....same conditions plus a 40 mph wind that never stopped. Tip of HeII and I am going back for a family reunion nest month. Can't wait to be miserable.

We were on the Shenandoah River in West Virginia. Best thing was seeing all the grandkids play just like all our kids & cousins use to. Just running wild.

 

[joeb631a]

If Mr Spock was a member , this is what he would say...
"Its the groups most logical step"

 

[RosterMan]

One step ahead of ya, Joey. Came in and dumped a cold Zero on some even colder ice and had a much needed drink.

Short story: My great grandfather, Forest, was working a garden on his property down in the Bootheel of MO. A buddy of his came by in his buckboard and asked if Forest wanted to take a break and go into town with him. Forest said, "No. If I go to town, I'll spend a dollar. If I stay here, I'll make a dollar."
His buddy took his beer bucket and grabbed him a cold Coke and filled the bucket with ice. He stopped by Forest's house and handed him the Coke.
Ole Forest was so thirsty, he grabbed the bottle with glee and downed it in a couple of gulps. Within a minute, he keeled over dead with a massive heart attack. The Doc swore it was being so hot and drinking something so cold too fast. 44 years old and healthy as could be.

I wonder if that was the Original formula before they took out the cocaine.

 

[pute]

Morning. Happy moanday

 

[user 60570]

Morning. Happy moanday

I sent a text to Mrs Pute and told her you were bored

 

[WeedHopper]

One step ahead of ya, Joey. Came in and dumped a cold Zero on some even colder ice and had a much needed drink.

Short story: My great grandfather, Forest, was working a garden on his property down in the Bootheel of MO. A buddy of his came by in his buckboard and asked if Forest wanted to take a break and go into town with him. Forest said, "No. If I go to town, I'll spend a dollar. If I stay here, I'll make a dollar."
His buddy took his beer bucket and grabbed him a cold Coke and filled the bucket with ice. He stopped by Forest's house and handed him the Coke.
Ole Forest was so thirsty, he grabbed the bottle with glee and downed it in a couple of gulps. Within a minute, he keeled over dead with a massive heart attack. The Doc swore it was being so hot and drinking something so cold too fast. 44 years old and healthy as could be.

Sugar shock ill bet.
Other wise half the ppl i know we be dead from drinking ice cold beer and fishing.

 

[user 60570]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[pute]

^^^^^thanks Hopper

 

[Africanna]

Every day seems more and more like that to me.

Exactly, I mean what's the rush anyway?

 

[pute]

I sent a text to Mrs Pute and told her you were bored

Ha ha. I deleted it before she saw it.....what are you doing with Mrs Putes phone number?

I am almost ready to fire up the flower room. Was hoping not to do this until fall. But duty calls.

Got a good walk in before it got hot. Found a Samsung phone on the dam. This wasn't a cheap phone .... somebody is freaking out about now. I turned it in to the ranger station at the park entrance. Hopefully the owner will get it back.

Back to up-potting.

 

[user 60570]

Ha ha. I deleted it before she saw it.....what are you doing with Mrs Putes phone number?

I am almost ready to fire up the flower room. Was hoping not to do this until fall. But duty calls.

Got a good walk in before it got hot. Found a Samsung phone on the dam. This wasn't a cheap phone .... somebody is freaking out about now. I turned it in to the ranger station at the park entrance. Hopefully the owner will get it back.

Back to up-potting.

I was not telling the truth again

Next time I see you all l i won’t tell Mrs Pute that you are deleting her messages while she is asleep

 

[Hippie420]

Ha ha. I deleted it before she saw it.....what are you doing with Mrs Putes phone number?

I am almost ready to fire up the flower room. Was hoping not to do this until fall. But duty calls.

Got a good walk in before it got hot. Found a Samsung phone on the dam. This wasn't a cheap phone .... somebody is freaking out about now. I turned it in to the ranger station at the park entrance. Hopefully the owner will get it back.

Back to up-potting.

I found one in a Mickey Dee's parking lot a few years back. I knew better than to take it inside and hand it over to one of the pimple faced kids, so I took it home and started calling her contacts. The first one to answer was her brother who happened to be a long haul trucker. He said he was on the road but said he would call her as soon as he stopped. I gave him my number to pass on to her.
I got a call a few hours later and offered to meet her the same place she dropped it. She showed up and was happy as hell to get it back 'cause it had a lot of her work stuff on it. She tried to stuff a fifty in my hand when I gave it to her, but I refused. Made me feel good to help out a stranger.

 

[MiniGrowz]

One step ahead of ya, Joey. Came in and dumped a cold Zero on some even colder ice and had a much needed drink.

Short story: My great grandfather, Forest, was working a garden on his property down in the Bootheel of MO. A buddy of his came by in his buckboard and asked if Forest wanted to take a break and go into town with him. Forest said, "No. If I go to town, I'll spend a dollar. If I stay here, I'll make a dollar."
His buddy took his beer bucket and grabbed him a cold Coke and filled the bucket with ice. He stopped by Forest's house and handed him the Coke.
Ole Forest was so thirsty, he grabbed the bottle with glee and downed it in a couple of gulps. Within a minute, he keeled over dead with a massive heart attack. The Doc swore it was being so hot and drinking something so cold too fast. 44 years old and healthy as could be.

I have heard this same scenario before where a roofer got off of a roof overheated and drank an ice cold Mountain Dew. He fell over dead with a heart attack

 

[pute]

I found one in a Mickey Dee's parking lot a few years back. I knew better than to take it inside and hand it over to one of the pimple faced kids, so I took it home and started calling her contacts. The first one to answer was her brother who happened to be a long haul trucker. He said he was on the road but said he would call her as soon as he stopped. I gave him my number to pass on to her.
I got a call a few hours later and offered to meet her the same place she dropped it. She showed up and was happy as hell to get it back 'cause it had a lot of her work stuff on it. She tried to stuff a fifty in my hand when I gave it to her, but I refused. Made me feel good to help out a stranger.

I didn't even try to access the phone. Fortunately I didn't give it to a pimple faced kid.

 

[pute]

I was not telling the truth again

Next time I see you all l i won’t tell Mrs Pute that you are deleting her messages while she is asleep

What is the truth....the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

[user 60606]

 

[RosterMan]

I found one in a Mickey Dee's parking lot a few years back. I knew better than to take it inside and hand it over to one of the pimple faced kids, so I took it home and started calling her contacts. The first one to answer was her brother who happened to be a long haul trucker. He said he was on the road but said he would call her as soon as he stopped. I gave him my number to pass on to her.
I got a call a few hours later and offered to meet her the same place she dropped it. She showed up and was happy as hell to get it back 'cause it had a lot of her work stuff on it. She tried to stuff a fifty in my hand when I gave it to her, but I refused. Made me feel good to help out a stranger.

I worry about you when I heard this song