The Original Old Farts Club

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Thanks Hippie

 

[Unca Walt]

Melissa likes to get between me and my keyboard as well. I like the Polycarbonate cover solution and will find/make one.

TOG: Fair Warning -- THINK for just 2 seconds:

You are out of the room. Where, oh where... is that fuzzy feline gonna smoooze into and lay down? Hm?

Damn' right.

Get/make a lower-level one unlike that kitty-attraction hole shown.

 

[Unca Walt]

OK. I'm all caught up. Jeez. It's just before O-dark-thirty. The demons that get into your bod and live there (each time you get injured is their entrance) -- get restless some nights.

So rather than disturb the Beautiful Witch any further, got up and took my monthly shower, got dressed and went out to the garage to light up some of @boo's Finest**.

**Two hits from a pea-sized wad in one of those little glass tubie things exhaled into the Volcano bag. This "translated" into 80 visible smoke exhales on the part of Your Humble Obdn't &tc. a coupla minnits ago. I am as high as the Statue of Liberty's ****.

I do not waste that which wastes me. <-- That should be my sig-line.

I still hurt, but I don't givvashit.

It is raining fit to frighten Noah. Lightning, yada. Started early last night.

 

[joeb631a]

But did the sun shine at least? Did you stay warm? Did you have an extra doobie prepared in the old tackle box for the hot dog wire job that got you back to shore? How about a sandwich and a nice thermos of coffee?

Constantly thinking Subie !

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

TOG: Fair Warning -- THINK for just 2 seconds:

You are out of the room. Where, oh where... is that fuzzy feline gonna smoooze into and lay down? Hm?

Damn' right.

Get/make a lower-level one unlike that kitty-attraction hole shown.

Speaking of talking in tongues..........TOG =Tower of God?

No problem, I already considered Melissa exploring. I'll just turn it backwards when I'm away, so she doesn't have access.

I'm seemingly not as talented as you, because I can't touch type reclining with a cat in my lap and the keyboard close to my knees. Alas, I'm so ungifted that I need the keyboard solid, unmoving, and closer.

 

[user 60570]

I am with Unca on the pain…dont givashit so i will keep on trucking

tomorrow is D-Day the D is the dentist/oral surgeon……dude is from France and been doing this gig for over 20 years so i feel like i am in pretty good hands

he has got to remove 22 of my sorry teeth , that would be all i have left

anyway , its a 2 1/2 hour drive , surgery is at 7:30 am so we will get up about 3 am to get ready……gonna be a long arse 48 hours

 

[SubmarineGirl]

TOG =Tower of God?

No problem, I already considered Melissa exploring. I'll just turn it backwards when I'm away, so she doesn't have access.

I'm seemingly not as talented as you, because I can't touch type reclining with a cat in my lap and the keyboard close to my knees. Alas, I'm so ungifted that I need the keyboard solid, unmoving, and closer.

Unca needs his cat there to help with spelling…

 

[user 60570]

Unca needs his cat there to help with spelling…

Unca is the Wordsmith God and has sent me to the dictionary many a time..i had to really think about the word obtuse when he used it in a sentence in a response to something I said earlier

i kinda knew the meaning of the word obtuse but i went deeper

like this second cup of coffee , one was enough but i am going deeper

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I am with Unca on the pain…dont givashit so i will keep on trucking

tomorrow is D-Day the D is the dentist/oral surgeon……dude is from France and been doing this gig for over 20 years so i feel like i am in pretty good hands

he has got to remove 22 of my sorry teeth , that would be all i have left

anyway , its a 2 1/2 hour drive , surgery is at 7:30 am so we will get up about 3 am to get ready……gonna be a long arse 48 hours

Commiseration and good luck brother! Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Unca needs his cat there to help with spelling…

I'm pretty sure typing in that position would add to my spelling creativity.........

 

[joeb631a]

I am with Unca on the pain…dont givashit so i will keep on trucking

tomorrow is D-Day the D is the dentist/oral surgeon……dude is from France and been doing this gig for over 20 years so i feel like i am in pretty good hands

he has got to remove 22 of my sorry teeth , that would be all i have left

anyway , its a 2 1/2 hour drive , surgery is at 7:30 am so we will get up about 3 am to get ready……gonna be a long arse 48 hours

Good luck Brother ,no kissing for at least 2 weeks .Tell your Swede thats how it has to be....
Break it to her slow ...

 

[user 60570]

Commiseration and good luck brother! Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

thanks Brother JD , it is going to be a journey

can you imaging , old bad teeth removed , titanium posts are drilled into the bone

the surgeon was explaining the procedure to me about the titanium posts and how he likes to feel the strong torque on his drill when screwing in the posts

so yeah , he removes the bad teeth , drills and installs the posts , sews everything up , and , get this , my new teeth are installed the same day

of course there is a lot of follow up in fine tuning everything , gonna take 3-5 months if all goes well , which is ok with me cause i am so sick and tired of toothaches and having needles poked in my gums , it makes me bum pucker up just thinking about the shots

and now a word from my Sponsor.

 

[user 60570]

Good luck Brother ,no kissing for at least 2 weeks .Tell your Swede thats how it has to be....

Swede had 28 teeth removed 9 days ago , we are doing this together , and she is well on her way to recovery

so yeah , i let her go first , figured if she lived i might have a chance

mean bass turd aint i

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Wordsmith indeed. I was fortunate enough to acquire one of his books. personally Signed and everything! He is one of the most descriptive writers I have ever read. Every page is full of the smallest details of every aspect of the situation going on in each scene he takes you to. I have also looked up Walts words reading his posts some of them I found and some I figured out on my own with a laugh. I still think tho he needs his cat in his lap for support in writing maybe not spelling but maybe for those catz a$$ ideas he comes up with to entertain us.

that’s his beautiful wife on the cover…

 

[SubmarineGirl]

thanks Brother JD , it is going to be a journey

can you imaging , old bad teeth removed , titanium posts are drilled into the bone

the surgeon was explaining the procedure to me about the titanium posts and how he likes to feel the strong torque on his drill when screwing in the posts

so yeah , he removes the bad teeth , drills and installs the posts , sews everything up , and , get this , my new teeth are installed the same day

of course there is a lot of follow up in fine tuning everything , gonna take 3-5 months if all goes well , which is ok with me cause i am so sick and tired of toothaches and having needles poked in my gums , it makes me bum pucker up just thinking about the shots

and now a word from my Sponsor.

Wow thats a lot to go thru big. Hope the pain doesn’t last too long and your beautiful smile comes back soon.

 

[Ganjier]

Mornin yall

 

[Bubba]

Oddly, Dragon's Breath shotgun shells are outlawed in Floriduh. They go for $5 a shot, "...will shoot a fireball around 125 yards and will start fires..."

I am surprised they have not been used in Rambo-type movies.

Even more fun it looks like they are going to have a concussion shock exploding round. My inner child is about to act up!

Bubba

 

[user 60570]

Wordsmith indeed. I was fortunate enough to acquire one of his books. personally Signed and everything! He is one of the most descriptive writers I have ever read. Every page is full of the smallest details of every aspect of the situation going on in each scene he takes you to. I have also looked up Walts words reading his posts some of them I found and some I figured out on my own with a laugh. I still think tho he needs his cat in his lap for support in writing maybe not spelling but maybe for those catz a$$ ideas he comes up with to entertain us.

that’s his beautiful wife on the cover…
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awesome!

we are lucky to have Uncas books in our libraries!

i have all three books and i loved Bat and Baloon War , this story needs to be made into a movie , i couldnt stop reading once i picked up the book

 

[joeb631a]

Even more fun it looks like they are going to have a concussion shock exploding round. My inner child is about to act up!

Bubba

Supervision Brother ,supervision....

 

[pute]

Morning everyone. I hate goin to the dentist. Appointment next month...but I won't be anything like what Big is gonna go through...will be thinking about you my friend.