The Original Old Farts Club

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Reminds me of my wedding night.
 
I came up with a new solution to social distancing
I have not showered since the Virus was released by China, and boy do I stink
I stink from 25 ft away so............................... I have been testing my theory out lately
No one will come anywhere near me closer than 15 ft so I am Good.
Kinda like once you beat the smell you have it licked I guess.
 
OH HAY!

My sons came over for an early Christmas (one lives 50 miles north, the other 50 miles south). Herself arranged this because both of them have to work Christmas.

Well, we really all got together to set Scotty up. Puck bought him an honest-to-Bannockburn kilt, I got him a leather sporran (worn in front) and gave him my antique skean dhu, his momma got him a 17th century-style Scottish shirt and sox.

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Here he be (ya can't see the shank in his right sock):

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He said he was going to show up at the horsepistol dressed thataway. But with a tam -- not an elf hat.
 

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