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Merry Christmas....
Wannabe_Biker
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Merry Christmas everyone!
1sickpuppy
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Merry Christmas you bunch of old farts, i hope all of you have a blessed day.
Merry Christmas Gang.
Merry Christmas brothers and sister women!
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Merry Christmas ya all!
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This happens when you start Christmas morning with a volcano bagful of the finest -- Since I made it this far, I gotta share with you guys.
I used to do a trick up at my hunt club that in my knowledge no one (or anyone I ever heard of knowing about) ever did. I used a Swiss Army knife and a sekrit rattlesnake-strike characteristic to do it:
I'd move my right leg as close as I could get to the buzzer in relative safety. I'd lean forward, bringing my left hand in and out quickly to the side as a target.
My Darling Witch forbade me to do this trick after I missed the timing and a rattler went over my hand, scraping a bloody scratch with its bottom teeth.
New guys at the club were naturally always thinking the guys were pulling the long bow telling about it, and Herself relented and said I could do it one more time but they would have to make a movie of it so there would be no more temptation.
The trick: A rattlesnake gives a tiny frisson down part of its back about a fifth of a second before it strikes. My left hand (target) had better be moving away quickly as soon as I see it.
The snake would strike where my left hand just was, and my right hand would come across and hit the buzzer right behind the head... either stunning or killing it. The one in the movie was only stunned, so the new guys at the club looked a me like I had three heads as I came walking back to them with the writhing rattler in my hand.
Years later, Crocodile Dundee imitated me by casually busting the neck of a big poisonous snake.
Here is a still from the movie. Picture my left hand whipping in and out of striking range...
I used to do a trick up at my hunt club that in my knowledge no one (or anyone I ever heard of knowing about) ever did. I used a Swiss Army knife and a sekrit rattlesnake-strike characteristic to do it:
I'd move my right leg as close as I could get to the buzzer in relative safety. I'd lean forward, bringing my left hand in and out quickly to the side as a target.
My Darling Witch forbade me to do this trick after I missed the timing and a rattler went over my hand, scraping a bloody scratch with its bottom teeth.
New guys at the club were naturally always thinking the guys were pulling the long bow telling about it, and Herself relented and said I could do it one more time but they would have to make a movie of it so there would be no more temptation.
The trick: A rattlesnake gives a tiny frisson down part of its back about a fifth of a second before it strikes. My left hand (target) had better be moving away quickly as soon as I see it.
The snake would strike where my left hand just was, and my right hand would come across and hit the buzzer right behind the head... either stunning or killing it. The one in the movie was only stunned, so the new guys at the club looked a me like I had three heads as I came walking back to them with the writhing rattler in my hand.
Years later, Crocodile Dundee imitated me by casually busting the neck of a big poisonous snake.Here is a still from the movie. Picture my left hand whipping in and out of striking range...
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Hey Christmas Tree, you got a lot of balls coming in here dressed like that.
What you smoking Walt. Your full of something,, hopefully to much Stuffing and not ****.
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morning ofc, merry christmas
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Unca Walt is smoking the good stuff , probably only one or two other people on the planet that may be smoking the same thing but I highly doubt it
me?......oh just some of rez’s ecsd crossed with an ogers kush and bred by brother Wesos , nothing to write home about....
now if it was some snow leopard , well I’ll guarantee to you that there are only two people on the planet that are smoking that flavor , well maybe three since I shared some with my Swedish girlfriend
she’s a blonde obviously but has some red headed grandkids
me?......oh just some of rez’s ecsd crossed with an ogers kush and bred by brother Wesos , nothing to write home about....
now if it was some snow leopard , well I’ll guarantee to you that there are only two people on the planet that are smoking that flavor , well maybe three since I shared some with my Swedish girlfriend
she’s a blonde obviously but has some red headed grandkids
Drifting13
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G'Morning, y'all& wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas...
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Pretty slick, Walt. Snakes ain't poisonous, though. I know people that eat 'em.
Merry Christmas to all you Old Farts. Love and need the comradery, even if I need to skin on a pair of waders now and then.
Merry Christmas to all you Old Farts. Love and need the comradery, even if I need to skin on a pair of waders now and then.
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Merry Christmas. My body gave me a back ache for Christmas. Shooting 9-Ball last night it tightened up so bad I couldn't bend over. Great gift.....didn't cost a thing.
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Are you sure it was not the new Sexy Swing thing in the bedroom Santa Coot brought you
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My back hurts....haven't tried it yet!!!
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