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I have done that more than once.
LOL
Last time I tried to ski, a child cut me off and I had a choice either the kid or the tree
The tree won, I hit so hard with my face it knocked me out. It was late almost sundown, No one saw me do it but the boy, who was scared and skied away. I woke up approx 1/2 hr later and it was almost dark on the Mt.
Ski patrol had to find and bring me down.
Was the tree Okay? 
Hope you didn’t do to much damage to that tree
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I have never hurt myself skiing. Should have!!! Like most things I go crazy. I love big air and speed. I haven't skied in years. Same with snowmobiles. I should be dead from all the stupid things I did. Somehow I survived to tell about it. Snowmobiles are sold and I am smart enough not to strap on a set of ski's now days.
Guess I am gonna have to find another way to kill myself.
Guess I am gonna have to find another way to kill myself.
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I did this once. Over the handle bars. Cracked a rib. Couldn't laugh, cough or sneeze for a week. Hit my rib cage on the handle bars when I came down.
joeb631a
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also stops your hand from slipping off violently if you lose a little bit of grip and smash your face like an air bag does. (Read that somewhere...
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joeb631a
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wow ,nice ! got a haircut I see...I am from the Colorado mountains.....Ya think. That is me waving......I ain't cold.
joeb631a
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NOPE I go by the song I wrote 20 years ago called " I don't think so "I did this once. Over the handle bars. Cracked a rib. Couldn't laugh, cough or sneeze for a week. Hit my rib cage on the handle bars when I came down.
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Roster's call sign was " The mighty oak" . few know that .....(Cause I just made it up ...)
joeb631a
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I refer to the public service announcement the late Frank Zappa made with his song " Don't eat the yellow snow"
( Don't make your Momma cry Nanook Nanook Nanook Nanook)
Y’all are a bunch of nuts. Just checking in to burn one. Been laying around most of the day watching old movies. Still having gut aches and did maybe to much yesterday even I didn’t do much either. I did make some dough this morning after hippie got me thinking of homemade bagels. They are doing their rise now…
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My girls just love 'em.
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Thats a thing of beauty Subbie...
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Enough for all of us?
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depends who get there first ....
My buddy needs a bagel maker
