The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

Good night.

 

[Ganjier]

Goodnight yall.

 

[Hippie420]

Ain't far behind ya.

 

[Unca Walt]

Good morning Walt. 61 exhales wow! you gonna be ready for your nap soon
have. Good day and thanks for the morning chuckle
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Esteemed Sumbarine Lady,

I have constipated on this matter, and have come to a scientifical contusion. I hereby make my posit:

You guys -- alla youse -- when you are sittin' onna porch and take a nice hit... when you blow it out it is gone forever and ever Amen, right? Right.

So a coupla minnits later, you do it again. <-- The sum, at this point is you have totally wasted 120 hits of the same impact as your measle-dink pair of puffs.

So here was yer Engine-ear Unca last night sittin' on the back porch watching Fancy Pants blow up his feathers for the first time this year. Where was I? <read, read> Oh.

Unca takes one hit. Exhales out into the world gone... into the bag expressly fargin made for this sort of thing, and goes back to lookin' at the peacocks. So far, we are all even.

But soft! By what means do we see everywhere/everyone? Dunno, but we do! They are all lighting up and taking a SECOND (*gasp*) hit!

Call me Ishmael. "All... All save one..." Their sits Unca Walt, simultaneously taking a nice hit... but egad!! His glassy-tuby thing has been laid aside, cooled down and still full of unburned weed.

But how can this be? He can do this sixty times on that ONE captured (pre-used at that) exhale? For he IS the Kwisatch Haderach!

A least this time I remain leggiadrous whilst admiring Andromeda's bouncers.

 

[Unca Walt]

a new design that works with ammo from 9mm up to .45 cal...it's called banish 45...just pick the correct adapter for the thread count and pitch and it'll work on AK's, AR's, and just about any other piece I have...

WOW. I did some checking about them there "hoops". You gotta supply the feds with everything up to and including a sperm sample!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Gooode Weedsday morning brothers and sisters

 

[joeb631a]

Esteemed Sumbarine Lady,

I have constipated on this matter, and have come to a scientifical contusion. I hereby make my posit:

You guys -- alla youse -- when you are sittin' onna porch and take a nice hit... when you blow it out it is gone forever and ever Amen, right? Right.

So a coupla minnits later, you do it again. <-- The sum, at this point is you have totally wasted 120 hits of the same impact as your measle-dink pair of puffs.

So here was yer Engine-ear Unca last night sittin' on the back porch watching Fancy Pants blow up his feathers for the first time this year. Where was I? <read, read> Oh.

Unca takes one hit. Exhales out into the world gone... into the bag expressly fargin made for this sort of thing, and goes back to lookin' at the peacocks. So far, we are all even.

But soft! By what means do we see everywhere/everyone? Dunno, but we do! They are all lighting up and taking a SECOND (*gasp*) hit!

Call me Ishmael. "All... All save one..." Their sits Unca Walt, simultaneously taking a nice hit... but egad!! His glassy-tuby thing has been laid aside, cooled down and still full of unburned weed.

But how can this be? He can do this sixty times on that ONE captured (pre-used at that) exhale? For he IS the Kwisatch Haderach!

A least this time I remain leggiadrous whilst admiring Andromeda's bouncers.

not sure if I need to stop smoking weed to understand it or increase my thc intake to see if I understood it better .I opted for the latter and I completely agree with you ....

 

[joeb631a]

Good Morning
I have watched this fifty times and I believe it will really help with my tennis game .
Now all I need is a tennis racket.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Esteemed Sumbarine Lady,

I have constipated on this matter, and have come to a scientifical contusion. I hereby make my posit:

You guys -- alla youse -- when you are sittin' onna porch and take a nice hit... when you blow it out it is gone forever and ever Amen, right? Right.

So a coupla minnits later, you do it again. <-- The sum, at this point is you have totally wasted 120 hits of the same impact as your measle-dink pair of puffs.

So here was yer Engine-ear Unca last night sittin' on the back porch watching Fancy Pants blow up his feathers for the first time this year. Where was I? <read, read> Oh.

Unca takes one hit. Exhales out into the world gone... into the bag expressly fargin made for this sort of thing, and goes back to lookin' at the peacocks. So far, we are all even.

But soft! By what means do we see everywhere/everyone? Dunno, but we do! They are all lighting up and taking a SECOND (*gasp*) hit!

Call me Ishmael. "All... All save one..." Their sits Unca Walt, simultaneously taking a nice hit... but egad!! His glassy-tuby thing has been laid aside, cooled down and still full of unburned weed.

But how can this be? He can do this sixty times on that ONE captured (pre-used at that) exhale? For he IS the Kwisatch Haderach!

A least this time I remain leggiadrous whilst admiring Andromeda's bouncers.

Esteemed Sumbarine Lady,

I have constipated on this matter, and have come to a scientifical contusion. I hereby make my posit:

You guys -- alla youse -- when you are sittin' onna porch and take a nice hit... when you blow it out it is gone forever and ever Amen, right? Right.

So a coupla minnits later, you do it again. <-- The sum, at this point is you have totally wasted 120 hits of the same impact as your measle-dink pair of puffs.

So here was yer Engine-ear Unca last night sittin' on the back porch watching Fancy Pants blow up his feathers for the first time this year. Where was I? <read, read> Oh.

Unca takes one hit. Exhales out into the world gone... into the bag expressly fargin made for this sort of thing, and goes back to lookin' at the peacocks. So far, we are all even.

But soft! By what means do we see everywhere/everyone? Dunno, but we do! They are all lighting up and taking a SECOND (*gasp*) hit!

Call me Ishmael. "All... All save one..." Their sits Unca Walt, simultaneously taking a nice hit... but egad!! His glassy-tuby thing has been laid aside, cooled down and still full of unburned weed.

But how can this be? He can do this sixty times on that ONE captured (pre-used at that) exhale? For he IS the Kwisatch Haderach!

A least this time I remain leggiadrous whilst admiring Andromeda's bouncers.

Kwisatch Haderach explains the capability of many higher psychic and physical feats which would cause you to get up middle of the night to record specifically 61 hits from a bag in writing even if only on this forum for all us wasting exhales to read first thing in the morning before even our first toke. Actually got me thinking of how many exhales in a half a Marley. Losing count after only the third exhale I figured I’m not the stoner for this task. I still don’t know how many licks it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Thanks for getting my brain cells in action so early in the morning. I think just reading your text this morning was a mental workout wondering how did you keep up with the count knowing you most definitely had a scientific way. Could you share this with us?

have a great day Walt

 

[joeb631a]

Kwisatch Haderach explains the capability of many higher psychic and physical feats which would cause you to get up middle of the night to record specifically 61 hits from a bag in writing even if only on this forum for all us wasting exhales to read first thing in the morning before even our first toke. Actually got me thinking of how many exhales in a half a Marley. Losing count after only the third exhale I figured I’m not the stoner for this task. I still don’t know how many licks it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Thanks for getting my brain cells in action so early in the morning. I think just reading your text this morning was a mental workout wondering how did you keep up with the count knowing you most definitely had a scientific way. Could you share this with us?

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I never thought smoking weed should be so complicated ....!
Good Luck tomorrow Subie I hope all goes well for you ! We needs you !

 

[ness]

Morning Old Farts working on my first hit of the morning.

Yesterday went for a follow up my Esophagogastroduodenoscopy Biopsy, Antral Biopsies and Esophageal Biopsies came back negative. Still on medication and in about 4 weeks I have to get another throat scope.

42 Sunny. Maybe I'll get outside later when it warms up some.

 

[joeb631a]

Morning Old Farts working on my first hit of the morning.

Yesterday went for a follow up my Esophagogastroduodenoscopy Biopsy, Antral Biopsies and Esophageal Biopsies came back negative. Still on medication and in about 4 weeks I have to get another throat scope.

42 Sunny. Maybe I'll get outside later when it warms up some.

Morning Ness ! Great news !
I am so close in sending you stickers !
I found my first stash and will find the second one today because they were recent !
Soon a surprise for your eyes !

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I never thought smoking weed should be so complicated ....!
Good Luck tomorrow Subie I hope all goes well for you ! We needs you !

Thanx Joe it’s actually Friday but thanks for remembering. I’m looking forward to being on the other side of it.

 

[ness]

Subie what are you going in for tomorrow? I forgot. My memory isn't like it used to be.

 

[boo]

Good morning folks…

 

[joeb631a]

Good morning folks…

Howdy ! everyone feeling ok?

 

[ness]

Morning Ness ! Great news !
I am so close in sending you stickers !
I found my first stash and will find the second one today because they were recent !
Soon a surprise for your eyes !

I'm looking forward to taking care of your stickers. I can't fine my sticker they are in a little silver coin bag. I put things where I think is a safe place to put them and then I forget. I did that will my Birth Certificate, and SS Card. I have the paperwork to get my SS Card. The Birth Certificate cost some money, I just got put it in my budget one month.

 

[ness]

Yup feeling pretty good today joeb. How about you?

 

[user 60570]

Good morning

from 61 yesterday to snow today

 

[joeb631a]

I'm looking forward to taking care of your stickers. I can't fine my sticker they are in a little silver coin bag. I put things where I think is a safe place to put them and then I forget. I did that will my Birth Certificate, and SS Card. I have the paperwork to get my SS Card. The Birth Certificate cost some money, I just got put it in my budget one month.

My Dear ,whence they come you will be taking care of YOUR stickers ! and plant stakes that mephisto sends !