Just got back from taking my bride to a late lunch at our little hole-in-the-wall restaurant. Looks like I'm gonna have to find a new place 'cause I embarrassed the shit outta myself.
We were sitting there, munching our chow, when a familiar feeling comes over me. I can feel my face getting tingly, and everything starts to grey out. Knowing I'm about to go out, I put my head down. Next thing I know, I hear the Old Hen saying, "Help me!". I'm thinking she's talking to me, so I tell her that I'm OK. Then I notice I'm no longer in the booth and am laying in a ball on the 22oz level loop carpet. I shake it off, crawl my dumb ass back in the booth, and try and console the wife. The waitress came over and said, "I missed it. Are you ok? What happened?"
I tell her that the wife got mad and pushed me outta the booth. I don't think she bought it.
Bet I gave 'em something to talk about after I left!