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Gday OFC just seen this on a face book page , dont think Ive seen
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I grew gorilla for years and had some big plants, not as full as that. Mine were more tall like 12 to 14 foot tall. My brother filled a 10 x 12 dog pen with one plant. When it got 4' tall he tied it down, when it got 3' from there on he tied it down. Last pic I saw of it it looked like a outdoor sea of green, buds sticking out everywhere. That is a fine plant. I think I have seen pics from cal. With plants big and full like that too.
 
Morning Old Fart shipmates having a bad morning. I just want to be an invisible superhero. I need to get rid of all the abuses. I saw two sad video's about dogs made me sick. This will pass. Just got to get myself busy. I can't think like that I'll go crazy.

This song is not abuse it's my grandmothers favor song. I'll never forget when she played it for me. Made me cry.
https://www.last.fm/music/Jerry+Jeff+Walker/_/Mr.+Bojangles
If I had wings I fly, I need adventure. Watch your back door. I'll be knocking Brothers and Sisters Friendship.
 
Morning Old Fart shipmates having a bad morning. I just want to be an invisible superhero. I need to get rid of all the abuses. I saw two sad video's about dogs made me sick. This will pass. Just got to get myself busy. I can't think like that I'll go crazy.

This song is not abuse it's my grandmothers favor song. I'll never forget when she played it for me. Made me cry.
https://www.last.fm/music/Jerry+Jeff+Walker/_/Mr.+Bojangles
If I had wings I fly, I need adventure. Watch your back door. I'll be knocking Brothers and Sisters Friendship.
 
Morning OFC. Nice cool morning. Gonna be a lazy, hazy crazy day of summer. In other words not much going on today.

Hope your day gets better ness. I can't watch a sad animal movie or video. Yup I cried when O'l Yeller died.

Gotta go and run a rabbit out of the veggie garden. Damn it!
 
Workin', workin' workin'... Rebuilding my ten-year old birdie feeder. The sun's IR had made the plastic sleeve holding the seeds completely opaque.

Moreover... I ain't 70 (or even 80) anymore, and there was a whole bunch of bending over, lining up small rods and stuff like a *******' slot machine, and three-handing to fill the sumbitch. Meanwhile, Fancy Pants is in the way, tryna get at what I spill.

Oh. Fancy Pants is losing his mighty feathers, I go around each moanin' collecting them.

Went around with 20 gallons of water for the plants that have not had rain for a while. (*pant, puf*)

Anyway, power drilling, sanding, steel rod bending, hacksawing, yada... has got me spittin' cotton. And it has gotten hotter than a $25 AR-15.

Sooo... goof off time.
 
Morning Old Fart shipmates having a bad morning. I just want to be an invisible superhero. I need to get rid of all the abuses. I saw two sad video's about dogs made me sick. This will pass. Just got to get myself busy. I can't think like that I'll go crazy.

This song is not abuse it's my grandmothers favor song. I'll never forget when she played it for me. Made me cry.
https://www.last.fm/music/Jerry+Jeff+Walker/_/Mr.+Bojangles
If I had wings I fly, I need adventure. Watch your back door. I'll be knocking Brothers and Sisters Friendship.
Always liked Jerry Jeff walker. I grew up listening to country cause that is what my folks listened to. I always liked rock, after I joined the navy I got to missing the country. Now a days I listen to what ever catches my ear from classical to head banging metal and everything in between. By the way you gotta stop watching them bad videos. If I knew you on fb or knew how to post a video from fb to here. There is a video of a man standing in a swimming pool and a bull dog that wants in. It will bring a smile to your face. @WeedHopper might can share it.
 
OK. This got me right in the feels.

I wuz just sittin' here, sipping raspberry tea, and huffing a BBB (Bag of Boo's Best). Reading the news.

This came up. I hadda watch it three fargin times:

Yep Walter, ya got me misty eyed on that one.
 
Just got back from taking my bride to a late lunch at our little hole-in-the-wall restaurant. Looks like I'm gonna have to find a new place 'cause I embarrassed the **** outta myself.
We were sitting there, munching our chow, when a familiar feeling comes over me. I can feel my face getting tingly, and everything starts to grey out. Knowing I'm about to go out, I put my head down. Next thing I know, I hear the Old Hen saying, "Help me!". I'm thinking she's talking to me, so I tell her that I'm OK. Then I notice I'm no longer in the booth and am laying in a ball on the 22oz level loop carpet. I shake it off, crawl my dumb ass back in the booth, and try and console the wife. The waitress came over and said, "I missed it. Are you ok? What happened?"
I tell her that the wife got mad and pushed me outta the booth. I don't think she bought it.
Bet I gave 'em something to talk about after I left! :)
 
Had 'em checked this week. Both are perfect.

This **** started back when I was in the seventh grade. After hitting the ground (and my head) a few times, I got hauled down to the U of M hospital and had every test known to man done on me. At the end of a week of torture, they said they didn't have a clue, and that if I could feel the "spells" coming on, get my head down and get low so I didn't have as much distance from my noggin to the floor. Pretty much grew out of it past my mid 20s or so. Got tore up from the floor up last night, and I'm kinda thinkin' that was what caused today's little drama. Still feeling a little weird, but I am a little weird, so I guess I'm in character. :)
 

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