The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

Gday OFC , Yesterday my daughter had a little girl , well not so little 9 pound 1 , I was thinking 2022 was a complete right off but this makes it all worth while
hope you all have a great day and your buds a big and sticky

GREAT Wonderful News Brother

 

[RosterMan]

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Always wear Clean Undies just in case

 

[ness]

Gday OFC , Yesterday my daughter had a little girl , well not so little 9 pound 1 , I was thinking 2022 was a complete right off but this makes it all worth while
hope you all have a great day and your buds a big and sticky

Congratulations QB Babies bring joy to the family. Best Wishes to your daughter and baby.

 

[pute]

Gday OFC , Yesterday my daughter had a little girl , well not so little 9 pound 1 , I was thinking 2022 was a complete right off but this makes it all worth while
hope you all have a great day and your buds a big and sticky

Congratulations QB!

 

[Unca Walt]

Gday OFC , Yesterday my daughter had a little girl , well not so little 9 pound 1 , I was thinking 2022 was a complete right off but this makes it all worth while
hope you all have a great day and your buds a big and sticky

Bein' a grampa is fun! You get to play with the little adordable split-tail, and you never have to change a diaper.

When a GI becomes a parent, his cronies will ask: "Little hardlegs or split-tail?"

One other girl identifier: "Little softlegs".

 

[Unca Walt]

Got up a 5AM. Took an easy two-mile jog, came in and had a vegetable smoothie for breakfast...

Don't remember the rest of the dream...

 

[Unca Walt]

I have played slot machines in Las Vegas. Over the years, I have invested between ten and fifteen dollars total.

I am technically ahead, because I was playing a nickel slot machine in the old "Howdy Partnuh" casino (Fontier) and hit a Royal Flush. I won $15 (in nickels) which I promtly put back in the machine.

So how did I win? Well when the bell thingy went off and the purty lady came by to give me this enormous roll of nickels, she also handed me and my witchie-poo vouchers for dinner at the place. And they tooken our pictures, and handing us postcards with us standing by the machine.

My gambling budget was $5. So I was ahead. Postcards and dinner.

Overall, my Daddy always said,

"Slug," (my treasured nickname) "slot machines are the worst thing in the world you can go after: You never take on someone who backs up to a wall and puts one arm behind their back and takes on all comers."

 

[giggy]

Flirting with being a great-grand giggy

Hey bro long time no see, hope your doing well. Grandson (21) is not in no hurry, and the grand daughter (25) will not have kids as she married another girl, well one who doesn't know who/what they/them wants to be.
Evil clown

 

[N.E.wguy]

Hey bro long time no see, hope your doing well. Grandson (21) is not in no hurry, and the grand daughter (25) will not have kids as she married another girl, well one who doesn't know who/what they/them wants to be.
Evil clown

I just had a daughter with my fiance who dated only women for 20 years then at 35 has her first kid u never know

 

[giggy]

^^^ congrats, and your right, you never know.

 

[N.E.wguy]

Good morning BTW
Coffee
Plants
Coffee
Coffeplantscofeeeplantssss
Etc

Just had motor vehicle court was found not at fault good start to the day tofc stay cool folks

 

[kevinn]

Four grandkids here. Enjoy them while they are young. Then they become teenagers and move in with you.

 

[user 60570]

I just had a daughter with my fiance who dated only women for 20 years then at 35 has her first kid u never know

it has to be the power of the Kavorka , changing teams after 20 years…..salute!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Gday OFC , Yesterday my daughter had a little girl , well not so little 9 pound 1 , I was thinking 2022 was a complete right off but this makes it all worth while
hope you all have a great day and your buds a big and sticky

Congratulations grumps!

 

[oldfogey8]

Gday OFC , Yesterday my daughter had a little girl , well not so little 9 pound 1 , I was thinking 2022 was a complete right off but this makes it all worth while
hope you all have a great day and your buds a big and sticky

Congrats on the granddaughter. I aspire to be a granddad in the future.

 

[oldfogey8]

I just had a daughter with my fiance who dated only women for 20 years then at 35 has her first kid u never know

Congratulations!

 

[N.E.wguy]

it has to be the power of the Kavorka , changing teams after 20 years…..salute!

She was engaged too... you gotta put in work for what's worth it only you are stopping you so move outta your way

 

[oldfogey8]

She was engaged too... you gotta put in work for what's worth it only you are stopping you so move outta your way

That is a Masters Level Kavorka(MLK TM)move! Kramer only flipped a nun…

 

[pute]

Good night

 

[giggy]

Morning everybody happy fry-day eve. 80 deg. At 0500, so it's gonna be a hot one.