Island Of Misfits

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I tell people about the absolute most horrible weed overdose I have seen when health and marijuana is brought up. A tiny little girl had 9 servings of those soggy McDonalds-fries and 4 cokes and then vomited down every inch of my dads spanking new expensive Nissan truck. The LOOK dad gave me every time we sat in that truck and the smell hit us, 3-4 years later... Has probably hindered my emotional development. These are consequences from marijuana abuse.
 
We have a fan running in back of house and Ac in front of house. I love 80 degrees. Hit enough to be warm without being too hot. I think my sweet spot is 72-74 inside 78 outside.
Like all women I know. Maybe that is why I never got a relationship to work. They are like Sleepy Joe the lizard and only hang out with me because I radiate so much heat from my body.

Yeah. THAT IS why I never can get a relationship to work. Im all about producing my own heat and women are like reptiles. I SOLVED THIS RIDDLE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

So it was never that i smoke weed constantly and smell like a fishtank or act like I am 12-years-old. It was them.

SO FUCK YOU LINDA YOU BITCH.

Edit: Sorry. The Linda-thing was more of a sidenote. But fuck her.
 

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