Random Thought Thread

[user 60606]

Kids need to be playing Tag, not drag

 

[user 60570]

 

[pute]

Drag, woke and all these pronouns......I need to relearn the English language.

 

[pute]

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can't see it!

 

[oldfogey8]

Drag, woke and all these pronouns......I need to relearn the English language.

I don’t think you do. I won’t…

 

[user 60570]

can't see it!

can't see it!

 

[user 60570]

I don’t think you do. I won’t…

exactly

 

[WeedHopper]

That's the last time my Mother ever hit me. She came up to me and was complaining about all the girls that were calling me (land line back then). She said, "Son, if a man will lay with any woman that'll have him, then no good woman will want him."
I told her she'd better be glad I was born a male or she'd have a w hore in the family. Damned if she didn't slap me square in the face! I walked away with my face stinging and laughing my ass off.

You are a slut you funny bastard. I think your poor Mom knew it.

 

[RosterMan]

That's the last time my Mother ever hit me. She came up to me and was complaining about all the girls that were calling me (land line back then). She said, "Son, if a man will lay with any woman that'll have him, then no good woman will want him."
I told her she'd better be glad I was born a male or she'd have a w hore in the family. Damned if she didn't slap me square in the face! I walked away with my face stinging and laughing my ass off.

 

[dogster]

You all say ***** like it's a bad thing........keep the Virgins I want a couple of the dirtiest whores imaginable for my afterlife.

 

[RosterMan]

I find it like fishing
The young fish hardly smell up your hands removing from the hook.
The older batted fish losing scales and not swimming as fast.
Not so much

 

[user 60570]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[pute]

Even I could get laid if that is what the male species looked like then.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

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Wowzers are those suits crocheted?

 

[dogster]

Wowzers are those suits crocheted?

Omg.........it looks like it!

 

[SubmarineGirl]

You all say ***** like it's a bad thing........keep the Virgins I want a couple of the dirtiest whores imaginable for my afterlife.

Be careful what you wish for. I think after life is a long time…

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Omg.........it looks like it!

I’m making one of those for my man…

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Which on y’all like?