Last Post Wins....

[matt420lane]

:rant:

 

[sportcardiva]

lol mine

 

[Kimmy0_0Tart]

Mine.

 

[Puffin Afatty]

mine

 

[billy_fyshe]

complete this to win:

if i was a catapillar
life would be a farce
id climb up all the apple trees
and slide down on my ???

 

[godspeedsuckah]

complete this to win:

if i was a catapillar
life would be a farce
id climb up all the apple trees
and slide down on my ???

:yeahthat:

 

[Cali*Style]

Arse...??


Anyways.



Mine. :ignore:

 

[billy_fyshe]

hands & knees?

yay, i win

 

[godspeedsuckah]

Im watchin' you...

 

[billy_fyshe]

and my uppance shall come?

 

[godspeedsuckah]

LOL..exactly....I win.

 

[billy_fyshe]

genie says i win

 

[godspeedsuckah]

Lol

 

[billy_fyshe]

ok then, shoulder angel says i win

 

[Cali*Style]

lol



Still





MINE....:ignore: :hubba:

 

[billy_fyshe]

heres some top tips for ya
read these, apply as necessary, then forget all about posting

DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a pee before the film starts.

RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red
wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.

BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.

EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the
volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.

BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.

BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not
wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.

CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

DEPRESSED people Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.

MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving.
Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you
are listening to the sea.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE men convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.

ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

McDONALD'S Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.

WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a hoot anyway and you could use the saved energy to clean the house afterwards.

:rofl:

 

[smokybear]

Lol. Good stuff billy. But still mine.

 

[Cali*Style]

Hey smoky....




:bump:




:rofl: I am stealthy like an elephant...

 

[billy_fyshe]

:rofl: I am stealthy like an elephant...

I am stealthy like a ninja, like a white ninja :chuck:

hi-jaaaaa

 

[smokybear]

Whats up Cali....

:hitchair: