In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it
Been working all day again... Feel Like shite... Work at the Bar... Getting people drunk... Wanna work in a Dutch Coffee Shop getting people high... Anybody know a job opening in any Coffee shop?