Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

I have taken every Woman shopping in my life and have spent many hours sitting outside a dressing room waiting for a preview.
Women check out Women in great detail.
They see far more than a man does

You forgot
And after many hours of trying on clothes
They always go back to the first store and buy the outfit.

 

[dogster]

I aint smart,rich,energetic or insane enough to have more than one woman.

 

[RosterMan]

I aint smart,rich,energetic or insane enough to have more than one woman.

I tried it once

 

[pute]

Lol smart woman

No. Smart old man!!

 

[MariJan]

I aint smart,rich,energetic or insane enough to have more than one woman.

You are smart. More than one woman can get you hurt or worse. That depends on if they are psycho or not. I would just get rid of the loser and find someone worthy of me.

 

[RosterMan]

It's called being young and carefree, never ever when married, Lord No.........

 

[WeedHopper]

Here is mineView attachment 343985

Looks a lot like mine here in the Dallas area.

 

[pute]

Lots going on today. Several things to do downstairs. Several plants in the finishing mode. Lots of scissor work coming. Once I do my due diligence in the grow I need to fire up the tiller and put the veggie garden to bed for the winter.

Horseradish also needs to be finished! Doubtful that I will get to that today....always tomorrow...

 

[MariJan]

Looks a lot like mine here in the Dallas area.

You get more rain and humidity. Im in the desert. My dad last sister lives in Dallas with her hubby. On some fancy golf course.

 

[WeedHopper]

Lots of Golf Courses around Dallas.

 

[joeb631a]

You forgot
And after many hours of trying on clothes
They always go back to the first store and buy the outfit.

Why they are so beautiful

 

[NewbOldster]

Man must be nice to eat that good
I am on my way. Is the OJ fresh squeezed?

Not in Missouri! It does have heavy pulp, though.

 

[user 60570]

trying out our new roach clip this morning , Swede decorated it up

betcha’ no one can guess what it is made of?

 

[dogster]

trying out our new roach clip this morning , Swede decorated it up

betcha’ no one can guess what it is made of?



View attachment 343998

Fingernail?

 

[NewbOldster]

Jan knows

At my age, I'm of the opinion that very few females DON'T want their derrieres admired from, um behind. The female form in almost all its manifestations is exquisite, in my humble opinion, but if they didn't care to be admired/looked at, they'd wear flour sacks.

Or yoga pants...four sizes too small...

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Chevrolet
You can tell by the Fine Lines

Body by Fisher!

GM

Good morning JB!

 

[NewbOldster]

trying out our new roach clip this morning , Swede decorated it up

betcha’ no one can guess what it is made of?



View attachment 343998

Looks like an alligator clip to me...

 

[NewbOldster]

I aint smart,rich,energetic or insane enough to have more than one woman.

Lotsa truth there...

 

[NewbOldster]

You are smart. More than one woman can get you hurt or worse. That depends on if they are psycho or not. I would just get rid of the loser and find someone worthy of me.

Even ONE lone woman can get a man hurt. BTDT - twice - 'cause I'm a dum bass.

 

[user 60570]

Fingernail?