Island Of Misfits
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A little salt on the coffee grounds before you brew the coffee will take some of the bitterness out of it.
Once camping I think it was in the keys I was 12, I was fishing near a small coveKind of how it goes in the glades as a kid.
I saw worse happen to friends and family as have most of you sadly.
I am more scared of monkies and parrots than Bullsharks.
I mean subbie got bit swimming so at least I was unharmed.Once
and walk across some rocks into the thicker brush to take a leak,
I saw 20 maybe baby alligators , I thought wow so cool, let me catch one to keep as a pet. As I almost had one in my grasp, out of the corner of my eye I saw Mama Gator, Wide mouth and bushy tailed about to eat my azz.
I spun around and shot like lighting. Lost my good rod that day, but I went back 2 days later and got it back no gators in sight.
Where there are babies there is a momma, and they can run pretty damn fast.
Never like Fl much, I also picked up a coral snake because my cousin said it was OK to do. Do not know how I did not get band would it, It chopped on my shirt sleeve and would not like go. I stay out of Fl now.
I heard that , she had me for lunch if she chose to
Once again my dumb azz cousin said dont worry
user 64919
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Dabs and coffee. Breakfast of Champions 
Happy Monday.
Happy Monday.
NewbOldster
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I stun 'em, all right.Stun flies ?
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NewbOldster
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Darn. It made her shirt shrink. Darn.
NewbOldster
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Beef and Dairy farms near where I grew up in West Central Flourdough constantly came across trespassers looking under pasture patties for 'shrooms.
You gotta have your story ready Walt. I know you can make up. Good story about why you’re picking them
joeb631a
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Yes absolutely
Not as good as my Honey
She is a expert Jedi Master with " The Force"
She uses the "The Force".
She forces me to go to the store ,forces me to mow the lawn, forces me to cook the list is as long as the line at star bucks on the death star.
joeb631a
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I would take up surfing for her.
joeb631a
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Just when I thought I was safe
Joe I bet the sharks see you as an Italian buffet when you enter the water
joeb631a
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joeb631a
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Remember catching sand sharks in the L.I. sound as a kid
I too caught them , good fight. I remember cod fishing with Dad in ocean . I was sick as a dog from rough waters that day. Hook a good size fish thought I was going to win the Pool for big fish for day. Dam sand shark tangled about 5 other lines because no one cleared there lines when I reeled it in. I saw it break the water and said crap a sandshark , 5ft best I remember. I landed it and handed my pole to dad who dealt with the tangles. I ran to the head and puked blood for the next 4 hrs, Capt told my Dad he was not bringing a full boat back in becuase a kid was sick. I was in bad shape with I got in and had to go to Hospital.
Broke blood vessels in my neck and throat from dry heaving.
When I got off boat I could not walk, my head was so wacked for the sea sickness. Some meds and the next day I felt better/
joeb631a
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Ho Lee Fuk
Im usually good on a boat ,but stay away from greasy food and bad air ( diesel smell , mostly)
If on deck and breathing clean air im ok
