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Late to the party this morning. I'm usually up by 08:00 and have all chores done by 09:30. Old Hen, in her infinite wisdom, let me sleep 'til 10:00. The birds were irate, and I was another 30 minutes late with their feed after chasing the wife around with a cattle prod. It's amazing how fast she can run after the first initial contact with the electrodes, and it takes a marathon runner to wear her down for the second jolt. Gotta get me one of those tazars like the cops use.