Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

Ever notice that almost everything starts to leak as it gets older?

 

[WeedHopper]

Depends

 

[pute]

^^^^^funny

 

[pute]

Morning

 

[RosterMan]

^^^^^funny

Not if you are in them

 

[RosterMan]

Where's Roster

 

[joeb631a]

This happened to me three days after my back surgery.
The nurses rejoiced
the hospital shook ,
and I set off alarms...

 

[RosterMan]

nice ! you got a haircut !

Wanna buy a new car

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

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Where's Roster

Where did they go? I must hasten to follow them, for I am their leader...............................!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Ever notice that almost everything starts to leak as it gets older?

And dribble..........

 

[RosterMan]

What's in My Backyard

 

[RosterMan]

And dribble..........

Worst part is you don't even feel it anymore .

 

[Hippie420]

Was that you, I heard stories about your heroic deeds.

I believe he went by the name of Sgt. Fury back then....

you need to go home !
you need to be miserable like everyone else...

Trust me, if he's in Ocrahoma, he's miserable.

 

[Hippie420]

Pretty much what I wear everyday. Sometimes with my company button up shirt unbuttoned. Mostly for the pockets.

My name is WeedHopper
I'm known both near and far
I like to dress in women's clothes
and hang around in bars.

 

[WeedHopper]

I do not. To much smoke in the bars andi don't want my red dress to smell like cigarettes.

 

[RosterMan]

My name is WeedHopper
I'm known both near and far
I like to dress in women's clothes
and hang around in bars.

He lives in dingy motel rooms
and pees a lot in old weed jars.

 

[RosterMan]

Reminds me of a story when I was in Alaska in my younger years
There was a fisherman's tradition to bless the season with young lassie pee.
We used to have the bar maids after the bar closed for the night come down to the boat and pee on the crab traps for Good Luck. It always amazed me how many fell for it so we could watch them pee and then have our ways with them.

 

[WeedHopper]

They just showed that on TV on that crab show ya freaking truth stretching *******.

 

[RosterMan]

They just showed that on TV on that crab show ya freaking truth stretching *******.

I knew you watch it just testing
I have my Period , not sure how long it lasts LOL
Funny as I sat and watched the show I told my wife
I saw a chick do that Once LOL

The Gal was so drunk she peed all over the boat saying there ya go a load of luck and passed out.

 

[pute]

I have climbed the highest mountain and pissed on the other side....