Island Of Misfits

[joeb631a]

I told her if she didn't act right i would give her a wedgie. She said she had been a bad girl and would do it herself.

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Oh....The desert table !
Scary part is the hardwood floor when I faint....

 

[joeb631a]

 

[WeedHopper]

Had to copy and paste this.

I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down. My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got pooop coming outta my butt!!” He started laughing!

I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing!

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”

My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said nope and you're not in trouble either. This lil girl is my hero!!!
Credit: Shalonda Lewis

 

[Hippie420]

I told her if she didn't act right i would give her a wedgie. She said she had been a bad girl and would do it herself.

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Pretty, well built, nice legs, and toes I'd suck on 'til they pruned.

 

[joeb631a]

I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down. My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got pooop coming outta my butt!!” He started laughing!

I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing!

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”

My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said nope and you're not in trouble either. This lil girl is my hero!!!
Credit: Shalonda Lewis

genius ,not the same thinking it takes to go to the moon ,but still!

 

[Hippie420]

Had to copy and paste this.

I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down. My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got pooop coming outta my butt!!” He started laughing!

I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing!

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”

My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said nope and you're not in trouble either. This lil girl is my hero!!!
Credit: Shalonda Lewis

Old Hen got pulled over doing ten over on the way to the mall. When the cop got up to her window, the Pullet who was around six at the time burst into tears and crying that her mommy was going to jail. The cop took pity on the little girl and told her that her mom wasn't going to jail, then told the Old Hen to slow it down.

As soon as the cop pulled off, the kid looks at my wife and says, "How did I do?"
Females, no matter what their age, are sneaky and manipulative. God love 'em.

 

[joeb631a]

Pretty, well built, nice legs, and toes I'd suck on 'til they pruned.

Would like to practice my massage techniques

 

[Hippie420]

I'd give her a cat bath.

 

[joeb631a]

I'd give her a cat bath.

Really could not write what I would want to say.

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Gooode moirning brothers and sisters. Cool and wet here again starting at 44F.

A nice visit with a blast from the past. Wolfwurx, Inc's customer for the two Mk VA2 full automatic Terpenators that we built dropped by for a visit as they were passing through. Good folk, dabs, and tete a tete.......

An empty calendar this morning, so looking a lot like debauchery..................

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[ness]

Wake up Hopper. You need more coffee.

 

[ness]

Morning Subbie coffee at my house.

 

[WeedHopper]

Your a bad bad girl. Your going to need a spanking.

 

[user 60570]

Good morning

snow day here , 6-9 inches predicted

but like most 6-9 inch predictions , we will probably get only 3-4 inches

 

[joeb631a]

Daughters Of Jezebel .....

 

[joeb631a]

Your a bad bad girl. Your going to need a spanking.


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ohh noo not a spanking !

 

[joeb631a]

ohh noo not a spanking !

although it is the end of the year and not much time to get the last of the 2022 spankings ....