Island Of Misfits

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Hey y’all. Missed a few joint breaks lately. Woke up super early yesterday with the headache from hell. Figured it was from going to bed the night before with too many things weighing on my mind. Now I’m thinking it was a touch of the flu as today is the second day I laid around not feeling good. Seem to be feeling better now well good enough for a smoke break anyway. Hopefully tomorrow will be getting back to normal…Hope everyone had a good day. 😊
 
Hey y’all. Missed a few joint breaks lately. Woke up super early yesterday with the headache from hell. Figured it was from going to bed the night before with too many things weighing on my mind. Now I’m thinking it was a touch of the flu as today is the second day I laid around not feeling good. Seem to be feeling better now well good enough for a smoke break anyway. Hopefully tomorrow will be getting back to normal…Hope everyone had a good day. 😊
Take two aspirins a 1/2 a Marley and some soup and call me in the morning .... Feel better ...
 

The Wine Tester​

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." A third glass. ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of her urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll let everyone know that you're the father!"
 
Jo mamma!

Another cool wet breezy day, starting at 49F.

Alas, Melissa, our 13-year-old grimalkin, puked on my keyboard, phone, and paperwork on my desk. Fortunately the paperwork wasn't critical, and my phone was in its protective case, but it wiped out my discontinued Model 4000, V 1.0 ergonomic keyboard. I had a newer Microsoft ergonomic keyboard as a spare, but the upper keys are laid out slightly differently, causing me some miss strokes unless I look.

I found a newish used one online and it is enroute. The good news is that you can still read all the keys on it, where all of the commonly used ones on my old one were long ago worn away.

Hugz all around!
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Jo mamma!

Another cool wet breezy day, starting at 49F.

Alas, Melissa, our 13-year-old grimalkin, puked on my keyboard, phone, and paperwork on my desk. Fortunately the paperwork wasn't critical, and my phone was in its protective case, but it wiped out my discontinued Model 4000, V 1.0 ergonomic keyboard. I had a newer Microsoft ergonomic keyboard as a spare, but the upper keys are laid out slightly differently, causing me some miss strokes unless I look.

I found a newish used one online and it is enroute. The good news is that you can still read all the keys on it, where all of the commonly used ones on my old one were long ago worn away.

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Good Morning GW. My cat did exactly that on my keayboard before. What a site first thing in the morning. I ended up with a new keyboard as well. Sorry this happened and hope your cat is better now.
I am feeling much better now after three days but Mr Sub is feeling it this morning so hopefully he will feel better soon too…

ordered a new timer for the banana TK tent as the lights cut off yesterday when they were suppose to be on their on cycle. I cut the 24/7 lights on till the new one comes in. plan to put both tents into flower as soon as the new timer arrives so I can have more trust in it hopefully.

hope everyone out there is enjoying their last day of the year and plans to ring in the new year in their own special way including sleeping thru it like me.
happy new year everyone.
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Glad you're feeling better Subbie. Happy New Year back at ya. Puff puff pass left.
good morning Ness, I hope that everything is thawed out at your place and you can prepare before the next freeze. We use to have to wrap all exposed pipes and put a lightbulb on our water pump to keep the tiny pressure hose from freezing up. Also left the water dripping in the house on freezing nights.
Do you have new year plans to stay up and ring in 2023?
 
Morning folks,

Man I had some weird stomach issue going on yesterday. Seem to be feeling better today. However my Son is sick again!! Im not sure where he picked it up from, we haven't hardly been around anyone over the last week..Certainly not anyone that seemed sick. WTF..He had a fever up till last night and has a terrible Croopy cough. Ugh..poor kid, him and I JUST got over being sick..
 

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