I must be stoned..

[2Dog]

Because I just poured a 34 oz glass of ice tea and I plan on drinking it all...someone will be peeing all night lmao~ what are you peeps up to?

 

[chris1974]

Dont peepee in your bed 2Dog

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

2Doggie is gonna need a very big fire hydrant.

 

[SmokinMom]

Got Depends?

 

[2Dog]

oh boys I am potty trained jeez... I dont remember ever having an accident..no even drunk. :holysheep:

 

[2Dog]

are you guys speaking from personal experiences? lol gross. street court is so funny. hubby is battling it out with a weenie dog..she insists that her bathroom is indoors..brat dog.

 

[SmokinMom]

You must have a bladder of steel!!

Come to think of it, I've been chugging ice water tonight too...


Hmmmmmm.

 

[chris1974]

I never pee

 

[2Dog]

soooo thirsty ........I think my pk is managing to give me dry mouth..hu..

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

are you guys speaking from personal experiences?

You mean the peeing on a fire hydrant thing?
Yes.
I like making them rust up, then laughin at the firemen trying to get the caps off.

 

[nvthis]

You must have a bladder of steel!!

I gotta cast iron bladder, with stretch marks..

 

[cmd420]

I heard that if you don't pee when you feel like it, then you can damage your bladder....


if that's the case, my datter is blamaged.......:holysheep:

 

[2Dog]

oh people I pee when I need to go...or yes you can get a bladder infection...I think I was up 3 x last night.

 

[the chef]

Ok this is what you do, right before you go to bed, get fully dressed up like your going out fer the night and start to walk out the door in a hurry as if your late.... I gaurentee you before you get to the door all dressed up to go out, you'll throw a 90mph pee that will last you till you get up in the morn.

 

[Budders Keeper]

I just thought this the other day at the bowling alley. They had some weird looking papertowel dispenser and I was waving my hands all around it trying to trigger the sensor to spit one out. Finally the guy behind me grabbed this strange thing on the side turning it to roll out the towel! I'm thirsty

 

[Locked]

I just thought this the other day at the bowling alley. They had some weird looking papertowel dispenser and I was waving my hands all around it trying to trigger the sensor to spit one out. Finally the guy behind me grabbed this strange thing on the side turning it to roll out the towel! I'm thirsty

You shld hve smiled at him and dried your hands on his shirt...he was obviously showing off....

 

[Kupunakane]

Oh for the days of the 90mph pee, with a high arch to it too. :rofl:

Ha-Ha-Ha thanks for the funny almost pee'd myself

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

 

[the chef]

:d

 

[chris1974]

It never fails for me.... It semms like everytime I am right in the middle of something that im totally into, my pee alarm goes off and I wait untill I cant stand it anymore, then I sprint off to the bathroom and lett'r rip .....
ahhhhhhhhhh itsa great feeing

 

[the chef]

All men shout out in recognition of great poetry you all can relate to when we are in a hurry......You can beat it against your head,
You can shake it all about,
But you gotta put it in your pants,
To get the last drop out!
A poem....By the chef.