I must be stoned..

[captain1]

Dribble factor? Got a good prostate here HAHA J/k ---------^

 

[Budders Keeper]

All men shout out in recognition of great poetry you all can relate to when we are in a hurry......You can beat it against your head,
You can shake it all about,
But you gotta put it in your pants,
To get the last drop out!
A poem....By the chef.

No matter how much you shake, wiggle and dance...
The last few drops still go in your pants!...unknown

I used to drive a tow truck and got practice holding it for a long time.

 

[SmokinMom]

Hey 2dog I am amazed I didn't wake before 7am to use the facilities. Miracles do happen!!

 

[nvthis]

Just tie it in a knot and walk away.

 

[SmokinMom]

Just tie it in a knot and walk away.

HA! Wish it were that easy.

 

[chris1974]

Just tie it in a knot and walk away.

:spit: thats a goodn

 

[2Dog]

I just thought this the other day at the bowling alley. They had some weird looking papertowel dispenser and I was waving my hands all around it trying to trigger the sensor to spit one out. Finally the guy behind me grabbed this strange thing on the side turning it to roll out the towel! I'm thirsty

helpful and impatient man...he prob thought man that guy is stoned..or drunk. lol

 

[2Dog]

Hey 2dog I am amazed I didn't wake before 7am to use the facilities. Miracles do happen!!

I never go a whole night...I always take my vitamins before bed which requires a large glass of water...I dont think I could sleep without it ...****** alert..