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[Keef]

Hopper --It's very hard for me to bite back my opinion ! -- I have some pretty harsh views of some institutions! -- I been here before and I'll be back again !-- I rode a tank at the generals rank !-- Can U guess my name ?-- Hey Rose --D.D. hates working days !-- She likes to work weekend nights !-- 3/12s and done ! -- This will be much less stressful than N.I.C.U. --

 

[WeedHopper]

General Patton is still alive? Cool. Just messen wit ya Keef.
I was in the Army by the time I was 17,,,in prison twice before I was 30,,Preacher for 7yrs,,an Outlaw Biker for 11yrs till a 357 put me down and I retired,,,, and have now been married for 30 yrs and owned my own business for the last several yrs.According to the Doctor's I have flat lined 3 times,,,and the only light I seen was the one over my head in the operating room. Never a dull moment. Lol

 

[Keef]

Live long and prosper Hopper !-- Rose got banned !!--- No doubt it was a rant about politics that did it wasn't it Rose ? -- I got banned for life from 420 for making a joke! --I found a seed scam and was joking --Did anyone want to split a $10,000 pack of seed !--How could anyone take that serious!--But - Sharing genetics was big No ,No !-- I was not the one who went into thier system and changed that moderators profile of favorite variety to --Ditch Weed !--But I wished I could have !-- Pretty sure I got the credit/ blame!-- Hippie he say words that make me blush --and out the door !--I most certainly was the one who called AARP on them for discriminating against seniors !--Yep !-That was me !--

 

[Rosebud]

I got banned for outing a member w/ a double identity with some other folks.. Long stupid story and all the offending parties are long gone. I went against a moderator. Not politics.

I love our site. WH, you are amazing. I am glad you are not dead and are here at MP. You have been here longer than I have.

 

[giggy]

SCROOGE,,,:rofl:

that b me, and they have started playing christmas song on the radio too.

 

[Keef]

Hey Joe --Who was that on your grow journal acting like I had too many questions !--I had some questions and U answered them !--Me being hyper ? -- Now dat's funny !-- I use boxes like your DWC in aero !-- Distilled water was gonna cost too much in the long run so we put in that Reverse Osmosis system --$125 -- We'll worth it !-- set of 3 filters that I mounted under the bathroom sink !--I need to recheck ppms but it was leaving only 6 ppms!-- I use about 12 gallons in the bottom of my 35 gallon bloom boxes and about 6 in the smaller boxes I use for veg. -

 

[yarddog]

Whew. Dogged a bullet today, made a mistake and almost ruined a $5,000 turbocharger. I got lucky.
Christmas music, I can't stand it!!!

 

[WeedHopper]

Gingle bells, Yarddog smells,Keefer laid an egg. Lol Yehaaaaaaaaaa

 

[yarddog]

I'd rather stink, than lay an egg. Keef what kind of eggs you laying??

 

[Keef]

Careful Dog !---Umbra hang on to a cut of Clockwork Orange a little longer !--I might just have Tetra seed real soon !-- When I get tetra pollen --U got an unrelated tetra --Maybe we can arrange making some tetra seed?-- I want some tetra diversity so I can shake something loose !-- Too many diploids !-- That don't mean I'm giving up my T.E. !-- Yo Giggy when it comes to Christmas music just say no !--

 

[WeedHopper]

Green ones I bet. :rofl:

 

[Keef]

Mostly ! -- U know what that white stuff on top of chicken sheet ?--

 

[Hippie420]

One cat around here seems to be plenty... 7 no way.
Hey Hippie how Ya feeling??

Like $hit on a Ritz. Think I'm gonna have to chase a grandnephew down and pound a wooden stake through his little heart 'fore this stuff's gonna go away. Damn little lepers.

'Bout a day away from breaking out the ole hillbilly/Indian trick. Just tryin' to remember the ingredients. Whiskey, honey, lemon, gun powder (black, not smokeless), and somethin' else.....

 

[yarddog]

Gunpowder? All I know about that is you can make a dog mean as Satan's spawn with that stuff

 

[lyfespan]

10 days and counting, i so need a good long drive

 

[Rosebud]

Hippie, Elderberry for the cough.

Cayenne pepper in warm water with lemon... really.

 

[Keef]

Better than gunpowder Rose !- lemon--whiskey -honey and peppermint was our recipe !-- Kinda like D.D.'s 100 proof Southern Comfort !--

 

[Kraven]

I could just send him a mason of my corn squeezin's. Anytime I feel like I'm getting sick, I take a big ol' slug and problem solved.

 

[Keef]

Afternoon Kraven !--Umbra keep your head down out there !

 

[umbra]

Gunpowder? All I know about that is you can make a dog mean as Satan's spawn with that stuff

I have an ex brother in law who is LEO. He had a golden retriever and wanted to make it mean. He used a cattle prod on it until no one could pet it, it was so mean and hated people so much. I personally thought someone should use the cattle prod on my ex brother in law. He was not a good LEO. He should have been locked up for the things he did. The dog thing was only a small part of the things he would do.