Purdy please ? Guess I gotta get off my lazy behind and do something here, be it good, bad, or indifferent, gotta do it.
OK now, looks like we got a wanna be member of the "Old Farts Club". Let`s see if he/she can meet our stringent criteria for membership in our exclusive club.
#1...You be 50 yet ?
Said he/she is over 50, so OK on that one.
#2...Not of sound mind.
Proved that by wanting to join the OFC.
Looks like the very strict criteria for membership in our exclusive club has been met.
Rules, yes, rules. All good clubs have rules, as do we.
Old Farts Club Rules,
In reality we only have one rule that we strictly live by. And that is we tell no fibs, no half truths, no little white lies, no white lies, no half baked lies, no bold faced lies, no down right lies, no lies in any way, shape or form. Now no one has ever been caught tellin` lies, so do not be the first one. This has been due to, but not limited to, hearing loss, failing eyesight, brain farts (many of `em), senior moments (many of these too), but mostly to a who gives a sh(crap) attitude. That`s over with, so let`s get to everyone`s favorite part. Find a place to park it and sit back and partake with us in the enjoyment of some of "Mother Nature`s" finest medicinal herbs. Now you will, forever more, be known as an old fart and curmudgeon. That just leaves one final thing to do. Ya gotta move to Curmudgeonland, our ancestral home. Welcome home, ya old fart.