Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[AladinSane]

Well, well, well, do not seem to be able to get a question answered on another thread, so i'm gonna try here. I just asked whether Sunshine Mix #4 is now called Pro Mix #4. I think that's what my local grow store told me, when I bought my last bale, but they just went out of business.

 

[stinkyattic]

Yakaroni n sneeze with toasty pretzel shards

Several cheese ends and the dregs of a carton of half n half cooked into a bechamel, caramelized onions n leeks, dried tomatoes n bell peppers, steamed broccoli, and seared ham chunks deglazed in brandy all tossed in there.
Gluten free pretzels with the everloving snot pounded outta them on top. You know, to balance the abundance of semolina 00.
Happy freaking Friday folks. I'm so glad to be done with this week. The boiler at work sprang a leak in a Very Expensive Tank and I plan to remain mind erasingly stoned until Monday morning when I have to deal with the aftermath. Oh also it's a known human carcinogen. Hope my hazmat suit still fits after all this pasta...

 

[Rosebud]

You're a gifted caramelizer, Stinky. Aladinsane, google it. Then let us know please. Keef 200 days until next election. You got this. I remember when i didn't think he would last a year. I was stupid about the 42%.

 

[stinkyattic]

I couldn't get those weird gluten free pretzels to take on much more color even after close to half an hour at 400... weird mystery flour... lol

 

[Keef]

Stinky -- I hate U !-- Can U mail me a bite ?
Alls I know about coconut coir is ?-- I can make extract with coconut oil ?

 

[stinkyattic]

Keef if I email it, it would be a megabyte!

I'll see myself out now.

 

[Keef]

Dam gluten !-- Cornbread got gluten ?-- Ain't nothing wrong with some cornbread !-- Gotta be something U can use to make flour ?-- What's the pasta made of ?-- Why Can't U use semolina like regular flour ?-- I don't know what got gluten and what don't !-- Glad I can eat it !--

 

[Keef]

Mmm! -- megabyte!

 

[stinkyattic]

Corn is cool but cornbread is a mix. Gluten free cornbread is dry. I have actually choked on it once. Alone. Terrifying. Corn pasta is a thing, and it's tasty, but it turns to mush real fast because... no gluten. Rice is cool but when you try to use it as a direct substitute it gets gummy. Usually gotta use a blend. Oats are cool unless you're super sensitive and it's a mill that handles lots of different grains. But because of no gluten, they're only suited for like, cookies n pancakes. Mm Scots oatcakes with butter... Rye has gluten but it's a form that isn't as gnarly to most people. I tolerate it fine luckily. Sourdough is easier than plain wheat bread for people like me on the edge. Thanks, yeastie beasties!
Also you can use semolina for a fine 4ss pizza dough. Too expensive for the application though.

 

[Keef]

Sorry I let that slip out Rose !-- I've always prided myself on being open minded but -- I seem to have a problem playing nice with his followers !-- Protesting the stay at home order when it's being done to protect them -- Getting cheered for it by Fox and tweet support from they King !-- I be in line at the poles if I'm in a wheelchair with the young and the women !-- Saw a meme - said -- A woman voting for political name is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders !-- Should I take 3 days in the hole for being bad ?-- I'll do it ?-- Some badness U just gotta do !

 

[zigggy]

good evening OFC ,,,, nice to be here ,,,good evening keef

 

[stinkyattic]

Not a chicken, however...
Would seriously consider voting for a cartoon character with a bad goatee at this point. At least he eats finger food with his fingers.
Was it Jeremy Cornyn who recently got ROASTED for eating a bacon toastie with a fork? I read the BBC main feed nearly in its entirety daily but can't keep the British politicians and culinary quirks straight.

 

[Keef]

Covid 19 advice from Bubba J -- / Jeff Dunham

 

[Keef]

Good evening to U Lady Zig ! - So is Texas or Florida gonna be the last place to at least partially end prohibition ?

Stinky that sounds like a tough diet problem !-- I got no dietary restriction- Except for **** like Kimchi !- Ain't happening !-- If It's got fish sauce in it --I don't want to know --I know how It's made !-- Dam no tortillas ?-- That's bad !- Anything is pretty much good with a tortilla wrapped around it !
That reminds me !- Shoulda planted some tomatillas -!--
A mild pepper woulda been nice too ?--

 

[stinkyattic]

Good evening to U Lady Zig ! - So is Texas or Florida gonna be the last place to at least partially end prohibition ?

Stinky that sounds like a tough diet problem !-- I got no dietary restriction- Except for **** like Kimchi !- Ain't happening !-- If It's got fish sauce in it I don't want to know --I know how It's made !-- Dam no tortillas ?-- That's bad !- Any is pretty much good with a tortilla wrapped around it !
That reminds me !- Shoulda planted some tomatillas -!--
A mild pepper woulda been nice too ?--

Ehhh its weird. Can be fine for months eating whatever, then suddenly a bagel damn near curls me up in the fetal position. Surprise! Especially if I'm at a conference, and very especially, tooting silently hoping no one notices. Conference bagels, man. They're ruthless.
You want a mild pepper? Italian bulls horn, corno di toro, beautiful and good for stuffing or roasting and preserving in oil. That's what I'm growing this year. Haven't been able to find seeds for them in ages! Thanks Amazon delivery dude for going out in rain sleet and plague to get obscure pepper seeds here!

 

[Keef]

Stinky --Could the reaction be linked to stress ?-- U need to be on some dam caps or some kind of daily oral dose !-
It'll help calm a Crohn's crisis it should help that thing U got !- Works good as a preventative for digestive problems !-- Just need to be on daily doses-- Not enough so U can't reach the floor but keeping a nice functional glow going all the time !-- Fix stuff U didn't know was wrong !

 

[St_Nick]

Keef and his caps. They'll cure everything but political name. You come up with a strain for that, I'll switch sides

 

[Keef]

Another 2,000 dead today -- Leading cause of death in America now -- COVID 19 -- Most infections of any country in the world by a long shot !-Instead of leadership we get a guy calling it a hoax then undermining the governors and tweeting - Free Michigan -- Free Virginia - Save your 2nd ammendment rights -- This is the kinda of leadership U want ?-- I can not comprehend that ?- Must be Fox news ?-- I can not watch that it is so obviously political name promotional TV ---I Can't believe people would fall for that ?--- Blood red is a good color for the party ! -- History will not be kind to any in this administration or the GOP !-- Dark days we be in -- dark days !

 

[Keef]

Storming in the mudhole !-- Got my cloning caught up today - triple lemon and that SR thing-- Sangarara Reserve- times 91 Dragons bred to a boy who had a Mazar-I-Sharif mom and a BBSL dad !-- Stacked Indicas !

 

[2RedEyes]

Smokin soma Rose’s sunset sherbet...pulled the back a bit gardening and I’m able now to relax a bit...thank you Rose! G’night ya’ll