You know its gonna be a bad day when.....

[Mutt]

You know its gonna be a bad day when...
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• You wake up face down on the pavement.​
• You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.​
• You put your Bra on backwards and it fits better.​
• You want to put on the clothes you wore home last night and there aren't any.​
• You wake up from a hard nights drinkin to discover that your waterbed broke...then realize you don't have a waterbed.​

Got any more anyone?​

 

[Ganj]

Well, when I used to drink, I woke up in parking lots, truck beds, peoples yards that I didn't know, that kinda thing..... I'd say those are pretty bad ways to start the day

 

[naturalhi]

........when you wake up in a nice warm bath, only to discover it's a big pot over an open fire!

 

[Ganj]

........when you wake up in a nice warm bath, only to discover it's a big pot over an open fire!

I hope that I'm not the only one on these forums who hasn't had this happen to them

 

[rasta]

hey ganj,,,,,deep signature ,,,,,did you write it ,,,either way, nice ,p,l,r

 

[Tarcisius]

I once woke up thinking it was Saturday...long story short it was Tuesday, I'd missed work (called in drunk) and school on Monday and I was already late for class...that and I was out $280.

 

[Stoney Bud]

When your showering at the local pool and a little boy goes by and holds his fingers about an inch apart, points at you and laughs.

 

[Stoney Bud]

When someone tells you "I put your weed on the counter cause the cat pissed on it and I didn't know what to do with it", and you just smoked some.

 

[Stoney Bud]

When your girlfriend leaves you for another women.

 

[Ganj]

When your girlfriend leaves you for another women.

Nah, you were just so good that she knew she could never get a better man

 

[DopeDoctor]

Has all that stuff happened to you stoney??

 

[DaddyMack]

When your girlfriend leaves you for another women.

I honestly believe this happened to me, damn strippers.

 

[Stoney Bud]

Hhahahhahaaa, nope, just being funny man!

 

[Mutt]

When you mistake the preperation H for Icy Hot first thing in the mornin.

 

[Stoney Bud]

When your lady tells you "Honey, lets make love right now", and you already were...