Yeah,,,mine is getting to rusty. My ass hairs keep getting tangled up.

Had to take it down when the kids were asking "Is daddy a fireman and didnt tell us?"But do you still have the stripper pole in your bedroom.![]()
You ain't got no hairs on yer butthole. Grass don't grow on a playground.Now that's funny.
My butt hairs getting tangled ain't funny though.![]()
He's got mulch down thereYou ain't got no hairs on yer butthole. Grass don't grow on a playground.
That playground has speed bumps called hemorrhoids.You ain't got no hairs on yer butthole. Grass don't grow on a playground.
That last line puts a very strange image in my head. And I can't get it out.Yep. That's what happens when you ride for years. Your ass takes the blunt of it.![]()
You are about to get cancelled its little people now or little person.What's strange is the size of that bike. Are you a midget by chance?![]()
When my ass coughs my wife leaves the room.Ass Blunts.
I guess if you could smoke blunts with your ass you wouldn't cough.
Problem is,, it might start a dingle Berry fire.![]()
Hope they are not wet onesWhen my ass coughs my wife leaves the room.![]()
Absolutely zero Boofing allowed!!Ass Blunts.
I guess if you could smoke blunts with your ass you wouldn't cough.
Problem is,, it might start a dingle Berry fire.![]()
As long as it's weed, yer fine. If it's cigarettes, you'll get nicotine stains on your undies.Ass Blunts.
I guess if you could smoke blunts with your ass you wouldn't cough.
Problem is,, it might start a dingle Berry fire.![]()