Toy boat

[clever_intuition]

Lavishly lisping while listening to luxurious laughing levels of love

Yes......I just made that one up

 

[SmokinMom]

lil Dr. seuss.

What in the world????

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

OK here's one for ya:

My cousin Esaw lives in Arkansas
He's got a circle saw that will out saw any saw you ever saw
If you ever saw a circle saw that would out saw my cousin's Esaw's circle saw
I would like to see your saw saw some.

Say that real fast. :hubba:

 

[Stoney Bud]

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

 

[SmokinMom]

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

That was on one of the Pink Elephant cards.

 

[Stoney Bud]

How about saying this 5 times:

Unique New York

 

[Stoney Bud]

Unique New York, Unique New York, Unique U-nork, Unique you nork


hahahaahahhaa

 

[Runbyhemp]

"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes."

Try saying that one fast a few times

 

[Mutt]

"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes."

Try saying that one fast a few times

:rofl:

 

[Stoney Bud]

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

 

[Sticky_Budz]

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

lmao thats a good one
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all Smelt Fart
lol

 

[SmokinMom]

My grandpa used to write this down on paper and ask people to read it real fast.

hoof

hearted

ice

melted


Some folks never get it. LOL. My pops was silly.

 

[Rehab is for Quitters]

Which witch wore the rich wristwatch??