The Person Below Me (Off topic game)

[SmokinMom]

False..and I am not in my 40s.

TPBM is dehydrated

 

[HippyInEngland]

Nothing a tube of haemorrhoid cream cant solve.

Im always dehydrated, I never drink enough.

 

[bud.uncle]

You need to be careful Sm.

Being past 40 and having too many late nights will give you crows claws.

The person below me feels numb.[/quote.....................:rofl:


Tpbm

forgot to ask a question

 

[HippyInEngland]

Indeed, true.

The person below me feels slightly intoxicated.

 

[bud.uncle]

False

no slight about it.....................

tpbm

has flood warnings

 

[canibanol cannonball]

false, windchill and snowstorm
TPBM is toking as they read this

 

[SmokinMom]

False...but thinking about it

TPBM is having a rainy day

 

[HippyInEngland]

Correct, is there any other kind of day?

The person below me has held a monkey.

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

False but i had one toss some poop at me

TPBM is smoking a fat one right now :hubba:

 

[SmokinMom]

False, but in my dreams I am.

TPBM has been high all day.

 

[greenjerry]

true...i have smoke all day started at 7 am this morning

tpbm...wnats to give me a job

 

[SmokinMom]

True if you'll be my housekeeper.

TPBM is drinking imported beer tonight.

 

[King Bud]

False, I'll stick to filtered water.

The person below me is lucky enough to have friends that set them up on blind dates

 

[yimmy capone]

false , I have a girlfriend already
The person below me like to smoke before they go grocery shopping

 

[SmokinMom]

True, tho I usually end up buying more crap.

TPBM is drinking a domestic beer.

 

[HippyInEngland]

False, I gave up alcohol 13 weeks ago saying my next alcoholic drink would be on Christmas day.

Its been a surpringly long 13 weeks :rofl:

The person below me likes rice.

 

[SmokinMom]

false...i can take it or leave it

tpbm drank too much beer last night

 

[yimmy capone]

false, I don't drink alchol mom. I'm againist it.

tpbm likes joints more than blunts.

 

[SmokinMom]

true

tpbm is craving homemade lasagna

 

[HippyInEngland]

False.

I fancy a hot spicy pizza with sliced chillies, pepperoni, ground beef, anchovies, olives, roasted garlic and mushrooms, topped thickly with melted cheese so all the other toppings are hidden from view and its a surprise when you bite into it.

The person below me just ate an apple.