Oscarzuma
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I know it's cold all over the states. My brother is in Fla and he is at 50 degrees and that feels cold to them.
The Original Old Farts Club
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BudSniffer
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Hey ya'll....We were at 19F this morning, now we are at the high for today, of 33F. I told my wife get on your shorts and flip flops, I'll get the sunscreen...lol
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Sniffer just wait till tomorrow morning.
How you feeling Giggy?
Yep we should be in the 59-60 in daytime lucky if we get in the 40s. It has been so cold here. Well cold winter means wet summer. We will see.
Squatch
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Good morning...26° and had a few snowflakes...it has passed now, non-measurable...it did bring me a day off. I will cook something good to eat and stay high a bunch...maybe listen to music. Wishing all a great day!
Morning madam.
Back to work today.
Got a call from my Security team last night. The fking ATV broke down and I had to go pull them back to the maintenance bay. I hate that ******* ATV. Been nothing but a pain in my ass.
$34,000 piece of ****. I could have bought a couple small used trucks for that. Bet they listen to me next time about fking ATVs.
Back to work today.
Got a call from my Security team last night. The fking ATV broke down and I had to go pull them back to the maintenance bay. I hate that ******* ATV. Been nothing but a pain in my ass.
$34,000 piece of ****. I could have bought a couple small used trucks for that. Bet they listen to me next time about fking ATVs.
KGB
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Got up, fell out of bed dragged a comb across my head
Then this
Then this
I dont like that too cold
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Morning folks, just another day in paradise.
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I feel ok, just day to day.
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Bunch of whiny old farts! Phone says 2 degrees, computer says 2 degrees. I'm gonna fire up the tablet and see if it says 3. I'll take the 3.
Warmer days coming. Supposed to be 13 tomorrow.
Warmer days coming. Supposed to be 13 tomorrow.
KGB
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Right before dawn I looked out and these guys were loitering about
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Hey ya'll...it's 29F for the high today, and it's starting to snow...Fedex finally got it right, and delivered the propane tank for the greenhouse. I was able to run to town and get it filled, have lunch and a nap before the snow got here.
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I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some ******* that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head...
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way..
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them..
How about recruiting Women over 50 ...in menopause!!! You think Men have attitudes!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They will have it secured the first night!
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some ******* that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head...
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way..
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them..
How about recruiting Women over 50 ...in menopause!!! You think Men have attitudes!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They will have it secured the first night!
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
