The Original Old Farts Club

[Bubba]

Please don't kill me

"Sorry, not even for old time sake"

Bubba

 

[user 60606]

Tour. It was docked in Muskegon. USS Silversides. Pretty cool if'n you ain't the claustrophobic type.

i went on the '43 Cavalla which is berthed in Galveston once .. smells of diesel and oil .. claustrophobic for sure

 

[Bubba]

Roster, does your lawn tractor talk to you? My Frankendeere talks to me. I went out to grab the gas edger to haul it up to the front so I could change the black stuff that used to be oil. I had to drag it past FD. FD says, "Hey dad! You gonna suck up the rest of the leaves that the two maples finally dropped?" I said maybe. FD said, "Come on, dad! Let's get 'em!"
I spent 45 minutes bagging up the rest. Made three trips to the pile with six bags o' leaves and grass. She sure was smiling. She did a fine job, too.
I even got the oil changed in the edger!

Wow. Mine talks me into going back inside and eating something. Can't stop thinking about those blasted pork stores!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

They might have an "accident" or some "misfortune" or the other.

Bubba

Fine minds think alike.

Yes they do.....................

 

[Unca Walt]

Went on a diesel, and then the famous Nautilus. The Nautilus is tiny. There isn't room to fart. The "radio room" is about the size of a chair. A small one.

I would take a position in a hot LZ with a lot more confidence than to get inna boat that has no windows... and is supposed to sink with you innit. And is supposed to come back up all but the last time... Brrrrr... (shake).

AHA! I thought of the seminal difference: Everybody on a fire team gets to shoot at the Bad Guys. One dude alone onna sumbarine gets to shoot... maybe. But everybody outside the big steel pipe gets to shoot at everybody on the sunk boat. That is just stinky. Not even cheatin' fair.

There was a hilarious comic routine (Jose Jiminez?) where he describes their six-month tour underwater, and the Captain announces they will be surfacing either by the coast of Greenland, or somewhere near Buenos Aires... When asked for daily life, he mentioned things had been pretty quiet after the third riot...

 

[joeb631a]

"Sorry, not even for old time sake"

Bubba

Tessio was always smarter than Clemenza .
No one was more loyal than Clemenza.
I still wear a black armband on the anniversary of his death
and I eat cannoli.
Really two cannolis , one for me ,one in honor of him
Good Morning Folks

 

[joeb631a]

I was lucky to be invited to putting a sub on water party .
Was with a Brother RIP who was a mariner and his friend that advised the Navy.
Got to go on a sub that was on display in Groton.

 

[joeb631a]

Careful Hopper may get Jelly

He is always prepared

 

[joeb631a]

 

[WeedHopper]

I'll stick to a boat that floats on top of the water. Fk a submarine.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

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Then after the locksmith left, I rolled them back up and locked the doors again............................

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I was lucky to be invited to putting a sub on water party .
Was with a Brother RIP who was a mariner and his friend that advised the Navy.
Got to go on a sub that was on display in Groton.

Two of Dad's brothers were submariners, and I toured the Groton museum and sub as well with his younger brother. Did you see the vintage wooden submarine with the hand augur for drilling hulls on display there?

 

[joeb631a]

She had asked to come and join us in coffee
Felt it was a good idea and wanted to run her by the group( also purple is nice)

 

[joeb631a]

She also wanted coffee and even though she had gum on her plate, still felt no one would mind. if so please let me know and I will take her home

 

[WeedHopper]

Poor girl is gonna have back problems.

 

[joeb631a]

She cooks so I felt ,no one would mind

 

[joeb631a]

Poor girl is gonna have back problems.

I can help.
I was taught to rub a woman nicely into submission.
Works well whilst I am dreaming ,not so well all other times.

 

[joeb631a]

PLEASE FFS
Lets not fock up the coffee girl series with some weird stuff.
Lets try at least ,I know its early.

 

[WeedHopper]

I see you beat Big to it.

 

[joeb631a]

Builda soil has black friday sales for all interested
I feel it help make the24K plump and portly
I use craft blend amendment and even put it in my meatballs.