The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

Well you don’t need a rooster for eggs…

But an unfertile egg will not go on to produce a life
Just like a women every month.

 

[RosterMan]

An egg is not considered a life until it is fertilized right?

 

[RosterMan]

I now wonder do they make a morning after pill for chicken too

 

[NewbOldster]

thats a question for our biology dept.

Biology is 'subjective'.

 

[NewbOldster]

Biology dept LOL
We are lucky folks wash their hands here after using the head

I'm a mechanic. I wash my hands before I use the restroom.
My Moby don't get dirty, so why wash them afterwards? LOL

 

[RosterMan]

I'm a mechanic. I wash my hands before I use the restroom.
My Moby don't get dirty, so why wash them afterwards? LOL

I know you are so large you dangle it and swish it around in the cold water before rolling it back in, LOL
Does Joey help?

 

[Bubba]

Wonder if you could kill the chicken right before she lays the egg and cook both at one time?

I figure the chicken came first. Otherwise egg would not ever have been layed.

Bubba

 

[NewbOldster]

And so are sheep imo but who am I?

You know why sheep-fvckers do their deed on the edge of a cliff?















So the sheep push back.

 

[NewbOldster]

I know you are so large you dangle it and swish it around in the cold water before rolling it back in, LOL
Does Joey help?

You been peekin' again? Darn it, RM...I told ya' all it costs was a quarter, and I'll let ya' help...

 

[RosterMan]

You been peekin' again?

Always
Joe and I are tight like that, he also carries a GoPro

 

[RosterMan]

Ever work in a fast food place?
Ever see what they do when law enforcement eats their food?

 

[Unca Walt]

thats more German they would have pork cutlets and usually they area full blown out butcher shop that cooks a lot of dishes too.
Lots of sausage and lots of bbq in season

The whole name of my beat-to-crap pork chops is "Weiner Schnitzel". Ya gotta make it yourself...

Besides, you can take out a lotsa frustrations beatin' a 4-inch poke chop into a 10-inch circle. Sometimes, when you then dip the thin meat-tissue into the flour/milk/lemon/egg glop, it gets hard to hold onto.

It gets all better when you drop it in the crunch (AKA: Panko) It generally takes about two cups of panko for two pork chops. TINS.

 

[RosterMan]

You been peekin' again? Darn it, RM...I told ya' all it costs was a quarter, and I'll let ya' help...

Water was cold huh?

 

[NewbOldster]

Always
Joe and I are tight like that, he also carries a GoPro

Has it got a major ZOOM ?

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

My friends mom use to take the eggs developed and undeveloped and collect them in a bowl when we killed/cleaned chickens. She would scramble them up and feed them to us.

We did that too when we screwed up and harvested a hen that was still laying.

I figure the chicken came first. Otherwise egg would not ever have been layed.

Bubba

Given current evolutionary theory, consider that what laid the first egg that hatched into a chicken, wasn't really a chicken.

 

[joeb631a]

But an unfertile egg will not go on to produce a life
Just like a women every month.

Most Women produce or sustain life their whole life .

 

[RosterMan]

Has it got a major ZOOM ?

Oh course Man
How else could he impress the Ladies

 

[RosterMan]

Most Women produce or sustain life their whole life .

Oh here we go
Wipe that off your nose would ya LOL

 

[joeb631a]

Oh course Man
How else could he impress the Ladies

Easily if he knows how to speak

 

[joeb631a]

Oh here we go
Wipe that off your nose would ya LOL

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