The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

Scotch Guard LOL

 

[pute]

Dont forget the special paint sealer and extra heavy duty under coating that never was applied because it was already there

Believe me sales penetration is tracked on every after market we sold. DON'T FORGET THE EXTENDED WARRANTY. Most profitable product we sold.

Scotch Guard LOL

We called paint seal and undercoat......"Mop and Slop".

 

[joeb631a]

Hard to believe but our transaction price went UP after a hail storm. Simply put....people actually pay more for a damaged car vs new one. Hail sale =feeding frenzy. Impossible you say....play on #'s and greed. Sell the car at retail and pay in cash for the damage. We just sold the car at full price!!... Wave hundred dollar bills at someone and the go into a trance.

Then we go after the cash by selling options....mud guards, nav systems ....exc.

People are sometimes dumber than sheep

 

[pute]

The average person doesn't understand math ....plus the new car smell...boom

 

[ness]

Had our entire New and used car inventory wiped out 4 times the last 25 years I owned the Nissan dealership. We actually made more on a hail damaged car. The words hail sale works every time.

That funny pute hail sale what do people think.

 

[boo]

 

[Hippie420]

Ryan is my go-to guy for weather. He predicted every nasty snow storm we had here in Michigan and did it three to four days before it happened.

 

[pute]

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A place to go to if you are dead. Only about 4 or 5 left there. Not enough to field a basketball team or even a circle jerk.

 

[Unca Walt]

AHA!! It has been revealed that bunny rabbits are totally HOLLOW.

PROOF:

 

[Hippie420]

Just like a rat. If they can get their head through something, the body will fit, too.

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. More unsettled weather here. Hope to get a walk in.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Hippie420]

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I'd love to have that WLA in my stable.

 

[WeedHopper]

Put this in your stable.

 

[RosterMan]

Put this in your stable.

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More towards a Roster Girl

 

[OGKushman]

Rockwell is on

I know you old timers probably know what Rockwell-Collins and NAA were, and probably who Rockwell Automation and Raytheon are. Saw this coming for 6 months now….

 

[RosterMan]

Put this in your stable.

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She is Gorgeous must be Cambodian

 

[OGKushman]

It’s their earnings. Yea that’s it. Not like any of this has been planned since the 2020/21 boom…

oof
https://www.thegazette.com/companie...sells-about-half-of-his-raytheon-stock/?amp=1
I wonder what they will dissolve into next.