The Original Old Farts Club

[Agent 57]

I add approx an once to 1/2 gallon when I make a big batch Emu Oil that is

That stuffs pricey at the store.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

That stuffs pricey at the store.

yes sir ok later have to deal with dog now
the dew claw ripped totally off , blood a ll over white blanket
I that the wife bobitted me.

 

[Agent 57]

Seeya roster

 

[Weirdscenes]

take a break everyone....have some hot coffee no calm the feck down



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A lovely lady & a sight to gladden the heart.

 

[Weirdscenes]

If I Prick my finger do I not bleed

If you finger your prick - you just might

 

[Bubba]

Yes Sir
We even have a guy here who flew Bombing missions in the big war WWl
He still can not use Mustard to this day

Same with my grampa. WWI. Would not eat mustard ( looked like diarrhea) nor mayo as it reminded him of pus.

Other than that, I never heard him mention his time in service. I did read the diary he carried and wrote from when he left, until he came back

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

looks like you may have to do the Vape and ween off as you go
They make different strengh vape juices cut back after a week or so and see

I saw a youtube video of a guy using an Iolite vape device, and instead of weed, he was putting small amounts of cigarette tobacco in it. He thought it was great, and claimed he used way less tobacco. Quitting smoking was the best thing I ever did. I only smoked 8 yes or so.
They were about 50 cents a pack back then!

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

^^^^that is exactly how I feel this morning. Don't know what I did but I feel like I have been rode hard and put away wet.

It's all the damage from those high speed power shifts in the 70's hot rods!

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

Gone to Texas was the original book and the Movie was based off it.

God help me; I remember him on Wagon train. Can't remember the name of the mean old ******* that was the wagon master, but I don't have to close my eyes to see his face.

Gill Favors I think...actors name I have no idea, Wishbone was the cook.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

So is it true that the US Gov developed LSD as a way to try and make super soldiers?

Who knows. They did buy a bunch of it, experimented on unwitting civilians. Lots of testing on volunteers too. Including one gentleman who went on to write One Flew Over the Coocoo's nest. He became a nurse, and was employed where this experimental stuff was being dosed. There are some great documentaries on this and all the great acid chemists from that time. Netflix and Amazon.

Bubba

 

[pute]

I think I have killed enough brain cells for one day. Tomorrow is another day and I have a whole night to replace the ones I burnt out today. Good night.

 

[Bubba]

My working day is over....time to get wasted.

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Today's Harvest. Lemon Betty #4 Good shiit!!!

Outstanding!

Bubba

 

[Hippie420]

Got through the entire day without smashing anything on my body. Figured I'd do something safe, so I mowed. Got half the back field done before I got my first chute plug. I'm thinking that I'm doing nothing that starts with a B, so my toe is safe. As I'm unplugging the chute, it dawns on me. Blade starts with a B. Pulled the deck up, made damn sure the PTO was disengaged, and headed straight back to the barn. Can't be too safe lately considering my recent track record.
Supposed to rain all day tomorrow, so I'm gonna research on the cheapest/quickest/bestest way to get a wifi signal out to the little barn for my new garage opener. Any of you techies that have any ideas, I'm all ears.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Got through the entire day without smashing anything on my body. Figured I'd do something safe, so I mowed. Got half the back field done before I got my first chute plug. I'm thinking that I'm doing nothing that starts with a B, so my toe is safe. As I'm unplugging the chute, it dawns on me. Blade starts with a B. Pulled the deck up, made damn sure the PTO was disengaged, and headed straight back to the barn. Can't be too safe lately considering my recent track record.
Supposed to rain all day tomorrow, so I'm gonna research on the cheapest/quickest/bestest way to get a wifi signal out to the little barn for my new garage opener. Any of you techies that have any ideas, I'm all ears.

What are you trying to do, extend the house wifi signal out from router in your house to the barn? How many feet away does the signal need to travel?
They do make wireless extenders so you put out stronger WiFi signals . May have to hard wire a coax cable out to an extender device if too far.
Something like this is what I have used to get better signal out by the pool house.
https://www.amazon.com/NETGEAR-Wi-F...hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583795260606798&psc=1

 

[Agent 57]

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”
“In fact, I do” said the old man. “After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly and then after I have sex with her the second time I am hot and sweaty.”
After examining his elderly wife the doctor said: “Everything appears to fine. Do yo have any medical concerns you would like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor said to her: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time and hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?” “Oh that crazy old fart” she replied. “That’s because the first time is in January and the second time is in August”

 

[ROSTERMAN]

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”
“In fact, I do” said the old man. “After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly and then after I have sex with her the second time I am hot and sweaty.”
After examining his elderly wife the doctor said: “Everything appears to fine. Do yo have any medical concerns you would like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor said to her: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time and hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?” “Oh that crazy old fart” she replied. “That’s because the first time is in January and the second time is in August”

Morning Bro
Fuuny shiits

 

[Agent 57]

Morning roster.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

The Farmer's Daughters
Farmer Brown had 3 lovely daughters. The daughters announce to their father they are going out on dates that night. Farmer Brown agrees under the condition that he gets to talk to each of the young men first.
The first young man knocks on the door and Farmer Brown answers the door with his shotgun and says, "What is your business young man?" to which the young man replies, "My name is Eddie, I'm her for Betty, we're going to have spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer decides Eddie is OK, gives his consent, and Betty and Eddie take off.
The next young man knocks on the door. Farmer Brown answers the door with his shotgun and says "What do you want?" and the young man says, "My name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show, is she set to go?" The farmer looks him over carefully, decides he's OK and off run Joe and Flo.
Finally the last young suitor knocks on the door. Farmer Brown growls, "What do you want?" to which he replies, "My name is Chuck..." and Farmer Brown shoots him

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning roster.

How did your Balm work out any help

 

[Agent 57]

Worked good. She had no pain in the hip when she went to bed last night. But she had a couple of glasses of wine which she says helps.