Well, shitdamnhellpissfartpoop. For the last week, I have had a coupla places on the top of my pointy head that hurt like a mutha... burn mixed with sting.
At first, it felt like a bee sting. No, more like a cactus spine sticker. Tiny dot. But it stuck around for the whole damn' week, getting sorer. Then, it got very "active" in the visible damage and overall pain departments.
Herself got a good look at the really owie spots... and looked up what causes that reaction. Ohboy.
Turns out I got bit in two places by a Brown Recluse spider. Apparently it was in my hat, which I had left in the garage.
The treatment, if you do not have the giant reaction, is to clean it well and apply antibiotic.
Ice packs to stop the burning. Vitamin E (liquid) topically applied.
Suffer for about two more weeks. I am working on the suffering part right now. Ow.
Shitdamnhellpissfartpoop.