The Original Old Farts Club

[Hippie420]

Had my birds fed and my lazy fanny up to the X-ray place at 08:30. Second guy through the door. First time in over a year that I had to wear a damned face diaper. Got five shots of my lower lumbar. Told her I wanted one portrait and ten wallet size. She acted like she got the joke, but she was mighty young, so she might have laughed out of sympathy. Cute little thing, though.

Wonder what the Hindu's gonna come up with? Might just find me a cutter come wintertime if I can teach the Old Hen/Pullet how to run the plow.

 

[pute]

Did you pinch that cute thing on the azz Hippie......o'l farts can get away with things like that.

 

[Hippie420]

No, Sir! I know she's got a daddy, and I know what I'd do if some old fart did that to my daughter!
Besides, I'm too damn polite to even try. I was taught as a child, look but don't touch.
Hate to admit it, but I'm gettin' old enough that I just appreciate a pretty young girl for just being a pretty young girl. It's kind like a dog chasing a car; what's he gonna do when he catches it?

 

[WeedHopper]

Thats me too Hippie. Love to look at beautiful women and remember the days,,but my *** would rather be fishing or hunting.

 

[Hippie420]

^^^That, and the Old Hen's got six .38 caliber reasons for me to behave.

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah i get it. I have to sleep and dont wanna NOT wake up due to a pissed off Latino.

 

[user 60570]

While we are talkin' about airplanes... this is a neato video I just now discovered. The pilots here will love it.

I will 'fess up to doing a primal scream on my very first solo about what the heck was I doing all alone in an airplane at 1000' on the downwind leg?

And as a student pilot with 16 hours doing touch and goes... my propeller suddenly froze as I turned base leg (that is just before you turn again to line up on the runway). I called in the emergency and dead sticked the Spam Can and even managed to tootle it offa the runway onto a ramp.

But this little girl... any guy here that does not get chokey when they hear her trembly little voice when they tell her that a wheel has fallen offa her plane on takeoff just ain't a guy.

Fascinating tower response... Good stuff.

thaanks for the video Unca

 

[RosterMan]

Yeah i get it. I have to sleep and dont wanna NOT wake up due to a pissed off Latino.

 

[Hippie420]

Got a call from the Hindu's office. They forgot to draw a vial of blood for some test they wanted to do. They took three already. Guess what? 'Cause they forgot, I get to go back and get poked again. Lucky me.
Have I mentioned I hate needles? Have I mentioned I hate doctors?

In all honesty, the gal that did the jabbing was good at her craft. The blasted band she tied my arm off with hurt worse than the poke did. No burse, either. Still hate doctors. I've got a good mind to go out and drink beer tomorrow.

Oh, snap! It's Tuesday tomorrow! Beer day for the Hippie and Kalua & milk day for his lovely bride. Gotta reward myself somehow for putting up with all this medical crap.

 

[pute]

No, Sir! I know she's got a daddy, and I know what I'd do if some old fart did that to my daughter!
Besides, I'm too damn polite to even try. I was taught as a child, look but don't touch.
Hate to admit it, but I'm gettin' old enough that I just appreciate a pretty young girl for just being a pretty young girl. It's kind like a dog chasing a car; what's he gonna do when he catches it?

Thats me too Hippie. Love to look at beautiful women and remember the days,,but my *** would rather be fishing or hunting.

Damn boys....make me look like the village dope dealer. I was only kidding. I believe you both when you told me you never whacked off in your life.

 

[Hippie420]

Dope dealer? You mean grope feeler!

I know you were kidding. You've got a daughter, too. Older a man gets, the more protective he is of his womenfolk.

 

[user 60570]

good night

it was a dark and stormy night

 

[pute]

Dope dealer? You mean grope feeler!

I know you were kidding. You've got a daughter, too. Older a man gets, the more protective he is of his womenfolk.

Well let's just say the little head no longer tells the big head what to do.

 

[Unca Walt]

I gots a technical question for @boo... or mebbe another wrencher who want to jump in:

I have one of those quiet, tweeny Honda EU2000 generators. The carbonator is factory permanently set lean, so when you get it started, it runs for a really long time.

The "when you get it started" is the rub. Hard to start, especially after sitting for months.

Would using high-test gas aid in getting it started? I cannot get real gas (no corn in it).

 

[RosterMan]

Damn boys....make me look like the village dope dealer. I was only kidding. I believe you both when you told me you never whacked off in your life.

 

[RosterMan]

I gots a technical question for @boo... or mebbe another wrencher who want to jump in:

I have one of those quiet, tweeny Honda EU2000 generators. The carbonator is factory permanently set lean, so when you get it started, it runs for a really long time.

The "when you get it started" is the rub. Hard to start, especially after sitting for months.

Would using high-test gas aid in getting it started? I cannot get real gas (no corn in it).

Ever try a squirt or 2 of starter fluid in throat of carb or in air filter .

 

[user 60570]

Good morning

 

[RosterMan]

Time to pull my Genny out of its storage box and drain fuel and oil and run it for a few hrs.
Make sure you run the gen a few times so you do not lose the ability for the unit to make electricity

 

[RosterMan]

Good morning

 

[user 60570]

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