The Original Old Farts Club

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

RIP brother Yooper! We are all ephemeral, but our memories last on in the hearts and minds of others.......................

 

[RosterMan]

RIP brother Yooper! We are all ephemeral, but our memories last on in the hearts and minds of others.......................

True words Brother

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

You guys forgot the extra dry morning dump that has to be squeezed out just right every morning.

The one blocking the relief from a really big fart and forcing you to get up................................??

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Morning OFC. Damn I have a hard time getting these old bones moving in the morning. I can't walk see or fart for 15 minutes. This is my future.??!!! As much as I hate to admit it I gonna have to start taking something for the price of aging.

After an hour or so things loosen up and I get around pretty good. But that first hour is a b-itch. Sitting here having coffee and trying to stretch the kinks out.

Gonna work on the front yard today. Grub killer, revive and fertilizer going down and manually water it in. My system isn't fired up yet as it is still below freezing in the morning.

Fun takes more effort and hurts more these days in our golden dotage, don't they?

 

[RosterMan]

Fun takes more effort and hurts more these days in our golden dotage, don't they?

I get up and do a fast walk almost fall across the room and slam the wall and catch myself , then back to bed after legs are filled with some blood. Then back up and I can stumble to bathroom.

 

[joeb631a]

She is cutting my hair now ,She says its a challenge ....

 

[Hippie420]

Haven't had a haircut since '75, but I'd hand her a pair of nerf scissors and let her go at it for awhile.

 

[RosterMan]

View attachment 294023 She is cutting my hair now ,She says its a challenge ....

What Hair?

 

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[joeb631a]

What Hair?

give us a moment ,we are trying to locate...

 

[joeb631a]

Does not taste like chicken to me ...

 

[SubmarineGirl]

View attachment 294038 Does not taste like chicken to me ...

Must be for Baba Yaga

 

[Unca Walt]

That’s a cool bird Walt. My next door neighbor that lived 5 acres away at my place in Georgia had a couple penned up in their backyard and raised them for a bit. I would go out my back door and scream like a scared woman and they would always answer back with a returning scream. I did this every day for quite a while.

Mine are most ricky-tick free range. Just so happens they like it at Chateau Sneakydicker.

To get them kayudeling [?] Just shout: "My eye! My eye!" in a high-pitched voice. My darling witch can really get them going.

Unfortunately, when somebody was putting my neck back together, my pharyngial nerve got cut. So my voice sounds like Sam Elliot. No tiptoe-ing thru the tulips.

 

[joeb631a]

The Maple Kind? I have loved this for years and I am sure its not new to you all .
Was nice it came up ..

 

[Unca Walt]

He was the Black Sheep and never had any Formal Enlisted Service to Country or Queen.
Beside I heard he was a Spinach Feind and could not pass the test.

If yer lookin' fer a hotdog Sned -- try the Captain of the Iwo Jima A/C carrier. He joked he was going to read The Cadet to the 3000 Marines aboard his ship. Currently on the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Me? The dregs of the fambly: I wuz just a sergeant.