The Original Old Farts Club
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Unca Walt
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A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat is in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral."
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral."
I did too starting my junior year after getting a flat top for foot ball, and I grew hair again after discharge from the Marines.
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Hey @BigSur -- I found another "meets parameters" Starkey Story!! So I am offa the hook!
I know ya gots no email addy, so I will snailmail it to ya.
Starkey is one of the most courageous humans I have ever read about
thanks Walter!
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Morning OFC. Here comes the wind again....geez
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all right , Jock Squad alert!
I used the pomade in the 7th and 8th grades
then I found pot and lsd and was a hippie
here is my five brothers , one of three sisters , pops and mom…I’m missing cause I was up in Big Sur tripping on orange sunshine
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He was -- hands down -- the most daring and courageous man I have ever even read about. His exploits were never documented for obvious reasons. Except some of them by me. And they will never be published.
joeb631a
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Handsome bastage you !!!
joeb631a
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Great pictures ! true Americana ...
Nice doo bro!
I've noticed that you say that to all the handsome guys and am aware that it is the first grooming step toward having your way with my body.
Do her eyes look dilated to you too?
Here I was thinking high school before the *** change
Dam you should have stayed a woman
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For three bills an hour, what's she kissing?
Must be a Canadian
joeb631a
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So much I could say ,but this is not the place !
