E Tu Judas?
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good morning
more sand!
more sand!
this kids got two elbows!
more sand!
more sand!
this kids got two elbows!
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Morning.
Good morning old farts. Have a great day
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Moon bats.
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So the Redheaded Witchy-poo just left with her gaggle of ladies to "do" lunch and gab awhile.
I wuz out in the front yard, hand feeding FancyPants some leftover hamburger. Side Note: Peacocks are the avian version of raccoons: They will eat anythig.
So the big birdie sidles up to me with his magnificent feathers all fluffed out, and takes a piece of the hambooger. Side Note: Fancy Pants has sorta imprinted on me as a buddy, since he was born in my yard 17 years ago. So I can stroke his feathers and hand feed nummies to him.
So one of the lunch ladies sees me doing this from about a 100 feet away and says, "Isn't it illegal to hand-feed peacocks?" <-- Super RedWitch warned me one of the ladies was a Karen...
My shouted answer as I held out another goodie to be scarfed up by FP: "It ain't illegal, just impossible. Nobody on this planet can hand feed Fancy Pants and his brother Beau but me. Want to try? Here's a piece of hambooger."
So "Karen" started walking over to us. She was still 50 feet away when Fancy Pants gave her a look, and began to walk away. She stopped, turned back. FP came back for another bite of burger.
They went to lunch and I gave Fancy Pants an extra piece. Such are the little victories we savor in our adultery.
I wuz out in the front yard, hand feeding FancyPants some leftover hamburger. Side Note: Peacocks are the avian version of raccoons: They will eat anythig.
So the big birdie sidles up to me with his magnificent feathers all fluffed out, and takes a piece of the hambooger. Side Note: Fancy Pants has sorta imprinted on me as a buddy, since he was born in my yard 17 years ago. So I can stroke his feathers and hand feed nummies to him.
So one of the lunch ladies sees me doing this from about a 100 feet away and says, "Isn't it illegal to hand-feed peacocks?" <-- Super RedWitch warned me one of the ladies was a Karen...
My shouted answer as I held out another goodie to be scarfed up by FP: "It ain't illegal, just impossible. Nobody on this planet can hand feed Fancy Pants and his brother Beau but me. Want to try? Here's a piece of hambooger."
So "Karen" started walking over to us. She was still 50 feet away when Fancy Pants gave her a look, and began to walk away. She stopped, turned back. FP came back for another bite of burger.
They went to lunch and I gave Fancy Pants an extra piece. Such are the little victories we savor in our adultery.
joeb631a
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I would talk to my doctor about that ,it does not sound right ...
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The latest from Colorado was a pair of hikers that were found with their tongues cut out and eyes cut out , nothing else except they were nude and this was in the vicinity of multiple caves .. the military unit sent there is from D.C. ....
something about massive cave tunnel structures within every mountain ranges within the U.S. .. including of course the Adirondacks, Ozarks , Rockies, Cascades .. all
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Remember the TV show the X Files ,. do you also remember the adage " That the Truth is Stranger than Fiction "
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Could only find this story
Remains found by hikers in Clear Creek Canyon, CO cops say | The Kansas City Star
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not sure why the public media blackout on info. .. I don't hike/camp in any mountains so no problem . My information comes from retired family in the DC area that contracts for Army Intelligence. He just said a ' Men in Black ' unit had been dispatched.
Here's a good guy that touches on this issue at times in his missing persons videos .
Layla's actually got wolf colored eyes.
My favorite breed for sure.
The flying skunk eye reward!
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Checking in before I get my *** up and get ready for work.
