The Original Old Farts Club

[WeedHopper]

Yep. Ill take good ole mother nature every time,,but to each his own.

 

[Hippie420]

Just got back from taking my lovely bride to the pub for our Friday social hour or two. Plunked five bucks down on a fast cash ticket, scanned it, and walked away with a $100 winner. Most folks would keep playing. I got two fifties, handed one to the Old Hen, and tucked the other one in my wallet.
Good Friday!

 

[pute]

Happy for you Hippie. I never win..... probably cause I don't gamble.... professional looser here.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Just got back from taking my lovely bride to the pub for our Friday social hour or two. Plunked five bucks down on a fast cash ticket, scanned it, and walked away with a $100 winner. Most folks would keep playing. I got two fifties, handed one to the Old Hen, and tucked the other one in my wallet.
Good Friday!

Yay for you Hippie congratulations

 

[Unca Walt]

Happy for you Hippie. I never win..... probably cause I don't gamble.... professional looser here.

My Daddy had a system that absolutely beat Las Vegas every time. Honest *****.

He would go to a casino and play Keno. In the length of time a Keno round took, he'd get two Chivas Regal drinkies on the House. He could never lose.

 

[Unca Walt]

I have had two coincidental meetings in my life that beat all odds.

I was in Lost Wages on vacation with my Scottish Witch, playing the nickel slot machines at the Frontier. I looked up when I heard a machine behind mine go DING!! On the next aisle, facing me... was my Daddy. He was on vacation same as us.

The second one: I was in Taipei, which is a crazy madhouse of twenty-across scooters at stoplights... and I bumped into the guy that taught me to fly a plane! What are them fargin odds? TAIPEI??!! One fargin street crossing in a city of 16 million fargin people... with very, very few Big Noses amongst them.

 

[Unca Walt]

 

[WeedHopper]

Walt means he met Wilbur Wright.

 

[Hippie420]

Walt means he met Wilbur Wright.

Wilber's mother's maiden name was the same as Walts.

 

[Unca Walt]

Actually you pikers are so far off the mark, it is almost painful

The guy who taught me how to fly... his name was Icarus. I heard he switched to airplanes.

 

[RosterMan]

YEP!​

 

[Hippie420]

Walt remembers Christ when Christ was just a corporal.

 

[RosterMan]

Walt remembers Christ when Christ was just a corporal.

Heck probably only a gleam in his daddy's eye . BC

 

[RosterMan]

PATWI............................. Good to see your Brother

 

[user 60606]

What's the word on a military unit being deployed to some National Park in Colorado .. something about people coming up missing

 

[user 60606]

Good to see you too Roster .. life is good huh

 

[Hippie420]

You want to talk about willpower? At special request, I made Ojibwe fry bread for the wife and kid. Made four big ones, called the girls, and walked away. Not one bite for the fatboy. Sure did smell good!

 

[Unca Walt]

Walt remembers Christ when Christ was just a corporal.

You guys keep fishin' for my background an' makin' up schit. Gotta keep after you CNN reporters to straighten it out.

I did NOT pull KP at the Last Supper. I was the Mess Sergeant.

 

[WeedHopper]

You funny fkers make my morning. Bunch of fking potheads and stoners

 

[RosterMan]

What's the word on a military unit being deployed to some National Park in Colorado .. something about people coming up missing

Any more word on this ?