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Happy St. Patty's Day, my fellow old farts. Gonna be an early day. The pub opens at noon, and I don't feel like standing, so I'll be there scratching on the door at 11:55.
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I had to, twice. First one was to work on a new GM Cadillac line in Lansing. Any time I'm working that far out of town, I carry at least a grand in cash in my front pocket. Say you run across some highway debris and pop all 4 tires. Ya got one spare, so you call the closest place and order three to be changed on the road. Gets expensive.
Anyhoo, I go in this trailer, dude hands me a cup and tells me to empty my pockets. I do. There's five south of the border dudes there, and only one speaks English. They eyeball the cash laying there. I go to pick it back up and the dude tells me to leave it! I calmly said, "Fock you."
Went into the bathroom. They'd turned off the water so you couldn't wash your hands, and had put blue stuff in the toilet so you couldn't dip your cup in it to get a "sample". I pissed that cup full, walked out of the bathroom with nothing but capillary action stopping it from spilling, and slammed it down right in front of the dude, getting his clipboard and hand a bit wet. Shot him a smile and walked out.
Did I ever mention that I hate authority?
Mean old pissy *******.
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Morning...the whole city is shut down. Major snow storm. Roads are shut down in every direction.... Over a foot of heavy wet snow. Got nothing going so I will just hunker down and ride it out. More coming in a couple days.
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I scored HIGH on my drug test.
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Wow ,I was going to comment its getting a little nicer and now starting to crack a window open in the bedroom . With that the air quality has improved and stayed a little ahead of my dog farting ...
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Think I'll take the bus for safety sake....
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Morning everybody, man it came a flood in the big city yesterday and real quick at that. Hope all are well on this fry-day eve. Already got a sweat going, time for a bottle of water.
Merry Saint Patrick's day manly brothers and sister women of pulchritude!
Let there be merriment!
Let there be merriment!
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Anybody up for a limerick?
There once was a girl named Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her ****** in South Carolina
and part of her anus in Dallas!
There once was a girl named Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her ****** in South Carolina
and part of her anus in Dallas!
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Well it's too crappy to do anything outside today. I have the ice I have the product so I'm going to make bubble hash. Better than just sitting around looking out the window.
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Just finished my first pull. Still snowing. Watching my daughter alma matter play Mich St in Basketball while working. At least I am staying busy on this crappy day.
If it would ever stop snowing I would do my snow removal work between the next pull.
If it would ever stop snowing I would do my snow removal work between the next pull.
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Second pull done.....no mixer, no fancy pretty boy technique just me my back and a wooden spoon.
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You can forget the go fund me page. I'm back. Perfectly executed surgical strike. I screwed up on the timing of getting there. I usually get there at 14:30-15:00, but last year at St. Patty's Day, at 15:00, it was standing room only. Got there three minutes to opening time. First one through the door. In an hour, there was at least two dozen. By the time I left, you could double that. By 18:00, it'll be hard to find a place in the parking lot, much less a seat in the bar.
Drank my usual plus two shots of Baileys. Let 'em sit 'til I was ready to stand up and leave. Sucked 'em down knowing full well that I'd be home way before they kicked in (app. 4 miles from home). Told the Old Hen that if we had a flat, I was driving it on the rim or she was changing it.
Great St. Patty's Day. Wish you were all close enough to stick a joint/bowl in your faces and give ya's a big ole hug.
Drank my usual plus two shots of Baileys. Let 'em sit 'til I was ready to stand up and leave. Sucked 'em down knowing full well that I'd be home way before they kicked in (app. 4 miles from home). Told the Old Hen that if we had a flat, I was driving it on the rim or she was changing it.
Great St. Patty's Day. Wish you were all close enough to stick a joint/bowl in your faces and give ya's a big ole hug.
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20-40 mph winds and sideways snow today
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Not much wind but about a foot of wet heavy slop. My snow blower kept getting gummed up. Two warm days and we do this all over again......spring time in Colorado.
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my snow blower just choked ..
