The Original Old Farts Club

[WeedHopper]

Whoops. My bad. Just be cool don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings on the open forum.

 

[joeb631a]

Whoops. My bad. Just be cool don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings on the open forum.

no problem thats what im not here for

I would like to invite my new trainer for coffee if it is ok ...

 

[WeedHopper]

Thanks, brother. Much apricated.

 

[Hippie420]

Just sittin' here, smoking some bubble and gnawing on a couple of pieces of Beemans gum and figuring out what kid of debauchery I'm going to get into today.

 

[Unca Walt]

I watched every one of his movies a thousand times, had all his books and posters when i was a young man.
Walt i lived in Florida a sweated my *** off on the beach fishing. And yeah i got burned a time or two.

Hows your Afib bro?

My BP is not any lontger a calliope**, and my pulse rate is 55-65 <-- YAY.

**Scooter slid me some pills -- and immediately went out shopping. Came home with a fargin GALLON of real pistashio nut ice cream, gooey macadamia nut cookies, a big box of sexy chocolates, and a fancy cake of some kind. Seems he detected what the other (low-brow-for commoners docs} did not notice. It was not just AFib, but another condition that is cured by:

Get this: Zerio alcohol of any kind at any time. Lotsa yummy high-end sweets like bakery and real ice cream (especially pistachio because that is the ice cream with the most sugar in it).

I discovered IO freakin' LOVE pistachio nut ice cream (not "yogurt", not ice milk, not any knock-offs.

The result: The readings over the last 12 hours are wonderful --
5AM 3/12: 127/72 Pulse: 55 <--TINS, Pilgrims!!
10:45 AM: 132/80 Pulse: 60
1:30 PM: 123/76 Pulse: 69
4:00 PM: 135/74 Pulse: 65
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3/13 7:00 AM: 148/98 Pulse: 98 Took a sekrit Scotty pill (1 every 12 hrs as needed}
Scooter stuffed me with pistachio ice cream and gum-yummy macadamia nut cookies.
10:00 AM144/56 Pulse 58 (Lotsa better)
5:00 PM 132/75 Pulse 58 <-- Sooper better
9:00 PM 107/54 Pulse 58 <-- Absolutely ideal!!!
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Today: 8:00 AM: 122/75 Pulse 55

Awright. There's gotta be a downside, right?
This Sooper Pill that Scooter gave me to take twice a day puts me to fargin sleep. I am cheatin', callin' it a downside. The sleep is blissful, and it is the reason (Scotty knows) that my Blood Pressure was going nuts and causing the contnual AFib was that the AFib was interfering with real sleep

A vicious cycle.

And he is breaking it with ice cream/cookies/candies <-- My bod needs sugar to beat this.

Now hear this: It is NOT a bad idea to send your Precious Royalty Lady to work for fifteen years to in order to send your genius fargin kid to Med School. Being a Board Certified, 35-years-experience superdoc puts him where the other docs come to him for advice.

He had seen this phenomenon before... and acted on it with his old man. After the blood thinners, and after the heartbeat regulatory pills... the wrap-up cure the docs in the horsepistol did NOT know was the next augmentation to treatment is:

Sugar and sleep in massive doses.

Scusa while I take yet another nap.

Oh. I axed him about my brother Boo's finest: "Go for it, and tell him he helped."
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So there it is @boo... ya ****** did it agin, savin' yer Brother Waltie's old ***. Who'da known? That's two.

 

[giggy]

Roster I figure you'll get tired of arguing with yourself sooner or later. lol

 

[WeedHopper]

My Wife gives me **** sometimes cause she will here me talking **** to myself in the garage because i cant find a tool im looking for.
I have my evil side and my good side. Probably a little lacking on the good side but who's counting.
Where is Roster. All i see is Weedlord.

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[joeb631a]

Just sittin' here, smoking some bubble and gnawing on a couple of pieces of Beemans gum and figuring out what kid of debauchery I'm going to get into today.

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gonna borrow it !

 

[pute]

Back from my daily walk......now gonna go and wash my truck. Then watch the finish to the Players.

 

[joeb631a]

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dont care if she drinks coffee ..

 

[joeb631a]

Just sittin' here, smoking some bubble and gnawing on a couple of pieces of Beemans gum and figuring out what kid of debauchery I'm going to get into today.

it depends if you are naked or not ....

 

[pute]

Went to the car wash......fricken line ......will try again later.

@ Hippie.....so what did kind of debauchery did you decide to get yourself into?

 

[giggy]

Morning everybody time to get the day started. H-ell I don't want to either.

 

[WeedHopper]

Me either. Just laying here. I'll get my *** up shortly.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

 

[ness]

pass, pass

Morning troops. I'm getting ready to go outside for the morning.

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning ya mean old fkers. Im at the office and ready for another boring-*** day. Most of my projects are done. Only have four jobs going now. Two in Ft Smith Arkansas and One in Muskogee Oklahoma, and one in OKC Oklahoma.
Every time i go to Oklahoma there are dispensaries everywhere. Almost glad they don't have them in Texas. They would fk up the market. Fking State Government and Taxes. Go figure