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Good thing it wasn't Pute's dealership. He'd have told ya to piss up a rope!

Glad things worked out for ya. Lord knows it doesn't happen often for us.
(*snork*)

Wouldja believe me if'n I told you that the dealership had zip, zerio, bupkis, naught, nil, not-a-fukking-thing to say about it. This was a case of "orders from headquarters". We were given a number to call if we have any more trouble with the car OR the dealership. <-- TINS
 
Morning old farts. Not sure what is going on with me. I only sleep 4 to 6 hrs and have been that way for years. Now I can't keep my eyes open. Last night 7:30 to 3:30 for a pit stop then 5:00 and didn't want to get up. O-well life goes on.
Classic low-on-water thingy, bro. Hydrate even when you are not thirsty.

This ancient carcase is sittin' next to a mug of cold water. When you gets older, you do not feel thirsty -- even though you are.

Hydrate, and you will have more energy. Simple as that.

BTW: I play a doctor's father.
 
As long as we are talking oil prices... I wish to be of service to anyone who has not noticed sumpin very damm importante:

Go get your gasoline in containers NOW. Why? Because oil is breaking upward like mad, and there is absolutely no slight, tiny reason for it not to get a shitload worse dang quick:

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That there above, Pilgrims is the future price of GAS for you car, writ large:

That is a 30% increase in ONE MEASLY WEEK, folks.

So... How can Unca get a rock dropped on him? Just watch (life ain't fair):

So I throws 7 of them red plastic 5-gal gas thingy's in the trunk of the now-functioning car. Drive down to the local station, and take 'em out and begin filling ($3.65/gal).

Got two cans filled, third container is just full... aaaannnnd, I notice gasoline leaking out of the middle container. I pick it up, and it ain't a leak. A leak drips. This was a fargin steay squirt! LOTSA gas going onto the pavement.

So I quick grab another gas can, and begin transferring the pouring out loud can into the next one. Then I notice, the FIRST one is leaking. Oh dear.

Grab another a transfer. Folks coming by are watching this big old guy transferring gas from can to can... The guy musta lost it the plot, eh wot?

Anyway... I toss the two bum cans away to a spot next to the pump. Get the rest filled.

Ace Hardware is right there, so I go on over to buy some more gas cans. I almost peed a little; cheap, red plastic 5-gal gas cans START at over $35 EACH!! Not $5, $35 and UP.

I did no buy none, nope.

I gotta figger a way to buy a gas can without buying the fargin company that made it for 45 cents.

Anyway... Just glance at the chart and think: Oil-to-gas price impact and go get yours. One mo' thang: $90 oil to $116 oil is a 20% hike in less than a week.

A 20% hike on $3.65 gas = $4.38 and UP.

Oh, darn. I just got a report: $129 a barrel.

FJB
 
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walt, look for race fuel jugs, I bought a few not that long ago for 20 bucks each...much heavier duty than the ace or home depot jugs...
I am gonna start lookin'... Are they really called "race fuel jugs"? Mebbe I can answer that for mesef...

Well, hot spit! I just bought five of them with free shipping for $115. JB Tools, Inc.

VP RACING 3552 PLASTIC SQUARE FUEL JUG - YELLOW - 5 GALLON CAPACITY $22.01

Thank you agin, Brother Boo. You da man.
 
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I wear gloves when trimming, making kief and bubble hash. That **** is hard to get off your hands.

Beautiful day here. Almost 60f and have a window open. First time ir has gotten above freezing in 5 days. Nice walk and farted around outside. Nice to feel the sun on my face.
I rubbed an eye with bud sticky stuff off my finger. Does not mix well with eyes.

Bubba
 
I am gonna start lookin'... Are they really called "race fuel jugs"? Mebbe I can answer that for mesef...

Well, hot spit! I just bought five of them with free shipping for $115. JB Tools, Inc.

VP RACING 3552 PLASTIC SQUARE FUEL JUG - YELLOW - 5 GALLON CAPACITY $22.01

Thank you agin, Brother Boo. You da man.
Being that the cans are not the color RED some station will not fill them
It's a Law that the cans have to be RED to contain Gasoline
 

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