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Good thing it wasn't Pute's dealership. He'd have told ya to piss up a rope!

Glad things worked out for ya. Lord knows it doesn't happen often for us.
(*snork*)

Wouldja believe me if'n I told you that the dealership had zip, zerio, bupkis, naught, nil, not-a-fukking-thing to say about it. This was a case of "orders from headquarters". We were given a number to call if we have any more trouble with the car OR the dealership. <-- TINS
 
Morning old farts. Not sure what is going on with me. I only sleep 4 to 6 hrs and have been that way for years. Now I can't keep my eyes open. Last night 7:30 to 3:30 for a pit stop then 5:00 and didn't want to get up. O-well life goes on.
Classic low-on-water thingy, bro. Hydrate even when you are not thirsty.

This ancient carcase is sittin' next to a mug of cold water. When you gets older, you do not feel thirsty -- even though you are.

Hydrate, and you will have more energy. Simple as that.

BTW: I play a doctor's father.
 
As long as we are talking oil prices... I wish to be of service to anyone who has not noticed sumpin very damm importante:

Go get your gasoline in containers NOW. Why? Because oil is breaking upward like mad, and there is absolutely no slight, tiny reason for it not to get a shitload worse dang quick:

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That there above, Pilgrims is the future price of GAS for you car, writ large:

That is a 30% increase in ONE MEASLY WEEK, folks.

So... How can Unca get a rock dropped on him? Just watch (life ain't fair):

So I throws 7 of them red plastic 5-gal gas thingy's in the trunk of the now-functioning car. Drive down to the local station, and take 'em out and begin filling ($3.65/gal).

Got two cans filled, third container is just full... aaaannnnd, I notice gasoline leaking out of the middle container. I pick it up, and it ain't a leak. A leak drips. This was a fargin steay squirt! LOTSA gas going onto the pavement.

So I quick grab another gas can, and begin transferring the pouring out loud can into the next one. Then I notice, the FIRST one is leaking. Oh dear.

Grab another a transfer. Folks coming by are watching this big old guy transferring gas from can to can... The guy musta lost it the plot, eh wot?

Anyway... I toss the two bum cans away to a spot next to the pump. Get the rest filled.

Ace Hardware is right there, so I go on over to buy some more gas cans. I almost peed a little; cheap, red plastic 5-gal gas cans START at over $35 EACH!! Not $5, $35 and UP.

I did no buy none, nope.

I gotta figger a way to buy a gas can without buying the fargin company that made it for 45 cents.

Anyway... Just glance at the chart and think: Oil-to-gas price impact and go get yours. One mo' thang: $90 oil to $116 oil is a 20% hike in less than a week.

A 20% hike on $3.65 gas = $4.38 and UP.

Oh, darn. I just got a report: $129 a barrel.

FJB
 
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walt, look for race fuel jugs, I bought a few not that long ago for 20 bucks each...much heavier duty than the ace or home depot jugs...
I am gonna start lookin'... Are they really called "race fuel jugs"? Mebbe I can answer that for mesef...

Well, hot spit! I just bought five of them with free shipping for $115. JB Tools, Inc.

VP RACING 3552 PLASTIC SQUARE FUEL JUG - YELLOW - 5 GALLON CAPACITY $22.01

Thank you agin, Brother Boo. You da man.
 
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Will they let you fill them with gas where you're at? Gotta be red for gas here or yellow for diesel and blue for kerosine.
We have self service here. As far as I know the guy inside doesn't care if you stick the nozzle up yer azz.

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I wear gloves when trimming, making kief and bubble hash. That **** is hard to get off your hands.

Beautiful day here. Almost 60f and have a window open. First time ir has gotten above freezing in 5 days. Nice walk and farted around outside. Nice to feel the sun on my face.
I rubbed an eye with bud sticky stuff off my finger. Does not mix well with eyes.

Bubba
 
I am gonna start lookin'... Are they really called "race fuel jugs"? Mebbe I can answer that for mesef...

Well, hot spit! I just bought five of them with free shipping for $115. JB Tools, Inc.

VP RACING 3552 PLASTIC SQUARE FUEL JUG - YELLOW - 5 GALLON CAPACITY $22.01

Thank you agin, Brother Boo. You da man.
Being that the cans are not the color RED some station will not fill them
It's a Law that the cans have to be RED to contain Gasoline
 

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