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Hmmm, short people jokes....who are ya talkin bout? Fricken fargers.
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I must ask this ,Is there a secret handshake?
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Didn't the Brothers teach you that while in the military?
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Vietnam's draft ended then at that point I proceeded to wire Long Island , half way there ....
I know the Brothers and the Sons of Italy and figured this group must have one ...
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wow ,nice ! It looks like the same as " The Sons Of Italy " but not as vigorous ...
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I thought that hand shake required one finger of the hand while other fellow bent over
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No ,You have mistakenly confused that shake with "The Sons Of Greece " shake...
Im told they are a pain in the *** in that group
Im told they are a pain in the *** in that group
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That's 'cause we're old, and arthritis is a bioch.
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Pipe down, Napoleon.
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i can and do relate
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Hidden meaning in there somewhere......hmmmm, no I don't get it. Can you expound a bit?
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It was a short joke, dummy!
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Shots fired !
Napoleon takes over a village during a campaign.
He shows some compassion and tells them if they want to save the village all the men stand naked and each woman blindfolded and has to take each member in her mouth and guess which is her husband .
So the first blindfolded woman starts and says for # 1 Not Mine ! # 2 "Not Mine " #3 Not Mine " #4 MINE!" and sure enough she was right .
The second blindfolded wife starts and at #1 says " Not Mine # 2 Not Mine " #3 MINE ! and sure enough it was her husband and they went off.
Napoleon was no dumbbell so he stepped in the line to fool the next wife and the third blind folded wife steps up.
Goes to #1 and says" Not Mine" , #2 " Not Mine" # 3 " Not from this village" , #4 "Mine" ...
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Don't understand? Who are you talking about......and I thought Hopper Was Angies Fav? Go brush your teeth!!!!It was a short joke, dummy!
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He was a Great Leader of his Troops
But got exiled for over thinking War strategy
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Go take a Midol, Shorty! While you're at it, start gathering up the critters two by two. Been a long time since I've seen this much rain. Hope that boat of yours will hold 'em all.
Hopper must be everybody's favorite. I see his pic in every post office I go to!
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But Man that wool coat sure did itch
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I have been insulted enough.....off to the grow store....I need a big bag of perlite and a clone dome.
