The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

Lordy, I hope this works... Pute needs this.

Buy one on Ebay for$1850.00

 

[joeb631]

SHH.....nap time.

Been shoveling dirt all morning. Gardening isn't for the lazy....

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Holy Mother Of God ...

 

[Unca Walt]

I am putting up a sign on the front door:

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[joeb631]

Great Guggah-Muggah!! Two infamies in one fargin sentence:


Let's just add up some data:

1. Born in 1940, BOOMER. Your father was a teenager... Here is Himself in uniform:
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2. I am so handsome I have to wear a mask to keep alla them purty girl 19-year old underwear models away. Ok, I have a bad posture, but that is just a hunch.
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3. Nuthin' comes easy? Well howcum I have a certificate that says I'm sane? Got my own winery:
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4. I have a positive-number IQ.

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Wow , looks like Im in trouble !

 

[joeb631]

@Pute….if you need an experienced taste tester , just send me a few samples and I will write a review for you

here’s some moar joe



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with those girls who needs sugar .....

 

[joeb631]

If this came with vapor rub I would buy a case of quarts too ...

 

[boo]

can you imagine lugging those puppies around all day or trying to use a trampoline...

 

[joeb631]

can you imagine lugging those puppies around all day or trying to use a trampoline...

I would go into training to be up for it ...

 

[boo]

I'd opt for a breast reduction...I had a girl way back that had a pair similar to the pic, they were fun for about a night...her girlfriends were a fraction of the size and way more fun...her's also had a cockney accent...funny where nose powder leads one in life...

 

[joeb631]

I'd opt for a breast reduction...I had a girl way back that had a pair similar to the pic, they were fun for about a night...her girlfriends were a fraction of the size and way more fun...her's also had a cockney accent...funny where nose powder leads one in life...

funny and sad ...

 

[boo]

so goes life...

 

[joeb631]

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I have the same problem only I still have dial up ....

 

[boo]

I think it's time I got plenty high...

 

[WeedHopper]

I'm toasted. Not even sure what the fk I smoked. My Wife picked it out.

 

[joeb631]

I think it's time I got plenty high...

I'm toasted. Not even sure what the fk I smoked. My Wife picked it out.

Now dats a woman !!

 

[pute]

Staggering to bed. Fk the night shift.

 

[Unca Walt]

Buy one on Ebay for$1850.00
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Rosty -- just about any Texas farm has a handy home-made one. They use them to burn the spines offa pancake cactus so the cattle can eat them. Propane. Cost about $20 to make one.

 

[Unca Walt]

A lad with emotions quite gingery
Stole some of his sister's best lingerie.
In a manner unkind, he pinched her behind
And decided to add incest to insult to injury.

 

[ROSTERMAN]