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Shitdamnhellpissfartpoop. I have a stress test scheduled to start at noon. 40 miles from where I sit.

They gave me strict destructions NOT to have any metal buttons, etc. on above my waist, 'cause they're gonna wire me up with all kindsa electronics.

I have a susprise for them. While I do not have any bling or St. Somebody medals... I AM re-constructed with a coupla pounds of metal -- inside, and most ricky-tick above the waist.

They are gonna probably have to cut my shoulder and arm off (no big thing) so they can get a good read on my stress level...
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I think I am gonna see if I can get a quick-disconnect installed...
AWRIIIGHT!!!

Just now got the results of my EKG and Stress Test and some other thing. I dodged a bullet (first time I ever did that).

I have no heart damage at all, all other systems are in the green. I easily got to my target of 128 BPM before my left knee began to smoke pretty badly.

My BP a coupla minutes ago came out 110/55 and heart rate 60. <-- Fargin spot on.

Them bastages had their chance to kill me fitty-odd years ago. Doctors had told me never to let bullets enter my body.

Now intend to live forever of die in the attempt.
 
Drank my usual and got my bride and myself home safe and sound. Went to take off my pants in the bathroom and got my feet tied up in a pant leg. Slammed my arse into the corner of the sink cabinet. Went out to the living room and asked the OH what my fanny looked like. She said I'd scraped the hide off of my right cheek. I smiled and backed up.
Yep. She kissed my boo boo. God love that gal.
 
Hey Putes is this true
I was over at my Truck Forum and saw this LOL
The way to tell if a stealership is lying is to watch their lips. If they're moving they're lying.
Got it backwards..... It's a customer's lips are moving he's lying. Actually that's more true than you know. Customers always feel the need to lie. Car salesman never lie they just fool you.
Pute just found out our motel is in westminster.
Westminster's even closer yet. If you keep moving south you're going to be in my backyard before long
Drank my usual and got my bride and myself home safe and sound. Went to take off my pants in the bathroom and got my feet tied up in a pant leg. Slammed my arse into the corner of the sink cabinet. Went out to the living room and asked the OH what my fanny looked like. She said I'd scraped the hide off of my right cheek. I smiled and backed up.
Yep. She kissed my boo boo. God love that gal.
Damn Hippie you had one more you to probably broke your neck.
 
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Night fishing.. With the cooler and a couple doobies. And some off.

Dude.... love night fishing. and where I live you have to dunk yourself in deep woods off. LOL. used to go up to the old Haulover Canal because it always had a nice breeze on this little finger that stretched out towards the deep
canal. catch small bait, hook it and wait to see what swims by while ya get a buzz...

catch one for me bro
 
Here is a neato way to catch huge catfish: Seems they are attracted to the scent of Mr. Pibb or Coke <-- Not as bait, but just something that brings the big one to your bait.

Take a large bottle with about 4" of soda left in it. Puncture a little hole in the cap so if you squeezed the bottle, you'd get a little stream out.

Tie your fishing line to the bottle neck. Put a sinker about two feet up from your hook. Use one of these with a shiner stuck on it:
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Chuck a few of these rigs into the water and come back in your boat the next morning. I watched this being done. They did a comparison: Several rigs did NOT have a float with Coke/Mr Pibb dribbling out. They caught catfish.

The catfish caught were nice, but perhaps 1/5 the size of the ones caught with the soda-setups. One catfish weighed 35lbs.
 
Fishing is my fav hobby, even have a 4x4 fishing rig full of gear and 2 boats. Could spend every day fishing if I could get away with it...

sandbass (white) and Ted's nose (miss that dog so much)

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Could go on and on with pics but I think you get the point...
 
Morning OFC. Brrrrrrr.....0 currently.

@ Big....you out there? How much snow did you get. Some places near got 25" Only got 7" here. Bet that falling barometer caused a doozy of a migraine.

Fishing....the fargin lake is frozen so all I can do is dream.

Mrs Pute an I got the Shingles shot a couple years ago and low and behold she now has an outbreak on her lower back. Chalk up another vaccine that doesn't work. Frankly I am begiy to have less and less confidence in out health care system.

By the way all those home covid tests that just came out were made in China. W T F is going on......
 
Perfect Catfish bait. Just cut it's throat and put it on the hook. I've caught some huge fish with those.

exatly….I used to live in Warsaw Missouri next to the Osage river

perfect river to run some limb lines

there was a small stream that ran into the river and I would stop there and catch a bucket of perch , for bait , and then run the lines

i would bait the lines in the morning and run them in the evenings…..caught some nice flatheads



here is one I caught 1968 in Warsaw

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teaching my boy around 1974 in Tulsa

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