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@ROOSTERMAN My other fav...... Should say diesel starter. Once it gets started. It keeps going and going........



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pute said:
Morning OFC. My dog has a built in alarm clock..... uncanny.....6:37 ever fargin day.

Beautiful sunrise today. With a nice day to follow. More trimming and my usually walk.

My next door neighbor just came down with the crap. Had all the jabs and still has it. Just about everybody on the block has now had it and one death. I am getting sick ant tired of this shittty crap.

Stay tuned tomorrow for another episode of ..... WE ARE ALL FK'ED
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Does daylight savings time effect the dog, or do you guys even have that crap out there?
 
Unca Walt said:
About 100 miles. Other side of Floriduh. 25 years ago, I wuz living in Coral Springs. A tornado came through, and it really did sound like a freight train without the whistle.

It bounced. No shiit. We watched it going along looking like a sewing machine needle. Missed us by 1/4 mile. Zerio damage to anything of mine.
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Last one I was in was a bouncer. That was back when my buddy Redskin was still alive. We were in my little Caviler, bought especially for the Flint to Detroit commute, on our way home. Usually, when we'd gotten through the worst of the traffic tie ups and had made it to 23 North, I'd sock it down and make up lost time. We'd usually cruse 85-90 all the way. A couple of guys get thirsty after a long day, ya know.
We get up by Fenton and I back down to 60. Redskin looks in the mirrors for cops and then looks me in the face as if to say WTF? I told him I'd hit it again when I saw what the tornado was going to do next. "What tornado?"
I pointed off to the right just as it pealed all the sheet metal off the side of a barn, then bounced across in front of us, and tore up a huge tree on a golf course.
I could tell by what it did to that tree that it was strong enough to launch a couple of dudes in a little bitty car a few hundred yards. She bounced back across 4 lanes and tore the front porch off a farm house, skittered down the ditch, and bounced again toward a factory on the left. She stayed there long enough that I put the peddle on the firewall and got past it. Funny thing was, no rain, no dark, evil looking skies, just a little tornado. Weird.
 
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That last part. I can 'splain it.

Tornados are caused by two air masses passing under/over/alongside each other. Unequal heating adds to the juicyness. Could be a sorta ordinary day otherwise.

But now, picture a hot dog standing up between two twenty-foot long boards moving in opposite (parallel) directions. The hot dog is the interface between the boards.

While the boards aren't going too fast, the closer they squeeze together, the thinner and FASTER that there hot dog spins.
 
ROSTERMAN said:
Does Vicodin do it also
Looks like it does help some what
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Unca Walt said:
bubs: Them air boats will go everywhere but hill climbing. I was on a guy's blow-job, hawg huntin' up in the middle of Floriduh (Brahma Island), and we saw a hawg go running across a field.

We were zooming along in the lake, and the crazy bastage turns the sumbitch on a fargin dime in the water (which kinda answers one part of your steering question) and heads for shore at full speed.

UP we go onto the grass. Propeller roaring, he begins chasing down the hawg with the fargin boat. We are no longer withing fifty yards of the water, and he is gaining.

The hawg turns, he turns. (<-- answering your question fully) After a while, he cuts the engine, bails out -- and tackles the hawg. A man's man, no error.
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Yes, rethinking the difficulty steering on ice, it dawned on me water wouldn't be a lot better on water. So, I figure the dam fan must move with the steering?

Bubba
 
Hippie420 said:
Does daylight savings time effect the dog, or do you guys even have that crap out there?
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Yes takes her about a week to adjust....she is locked in on time because she knows it is pee, **** and breakfast in that order. As far as 37 munutes past the hour.....ask her....
 
Bubba said:
Yes, rethinking the difficulty steering on ice, it dawned on me water wouldn't be a lot better on water. So, I figure the dam fan must move with the steering?

Bubba
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Engine and prop are stationary. It's the vanes or rudders in behind the prop that move direction.
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Man there is nothing better then being on the St Johns river in an airboat as the sun is setting.. watching the gators
breeching during mating season, 12ft gators rising up almost halfway out of the water in a show of strength..

She's a nice looking craft brother, have fun.

What a week.. Finally got out of that 4runner. Found a guy wanting a truck/trade situation and I think I did pretty
dang good. Now driving a 2008 Buick Lucerne with 38K miles on it.
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Carfax showing oil changes from get go and
that mileage is real.. turns out they live here and Michigan, only drove it 4mos a year. But daughter living down here drove it from time to time to keep it up..

Then 2 days ago, Covid.. I think the vaccination helped because it's like bad cold symptoms and no energy.. and boy were the plants thirsty after missing a day... lol.
 
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